Sex and the City had its big premiere in London today. The four hos of course all showed up. The lesbo decided to show everyone her boobs for some reason. And Sarah Jessica Parker...she saw it next to the road and thought, "I have to wear that on my head."
Is that the top of an acorn? Isn't she afraid a passing cow will attempt to munch on that thing? With those butterflies, isn't she afraid Mariah Carey will sue her for copyright infringement? Don't laugh...Mariah could do it. She thinks she invented butterflies.
Sex and the City Premieres in London. Lesbo Boobs and Foliage Hats Abound.
Monday, May 12, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 4:03 PM
Labels: Mariah Carey, Sarah Jessica Parker
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what a fucking freak show.
Is a circus in town?
What is the allure of SATC? My little pony Parker and the word sex in the same sentence makes me want to hurl.
Ugly menepausal sluts.
I've NEVER watched that piece of shit show and never would. I can't stand looking at that skank SJP's face for more than 2 seconds. She's FUGLY with a capital F. Nobody should see this movie.
wow! a bunch of serious haters! i think that the hat is ugly--no make that super ugly, but these comments take hate to a new high.
C'mon, Crabs, that horsey headress is perfect for an aging mare with such strong equine physiognomy. Was the designer Barnum, Bailey, or one of the Ringling Brothers? Anyway, give her a sugar cube for now. When her empowering message of elitist Manhattan sluttiness bombs at the B.O., we'll break her leg and euthanize her behind the barn. Note to Hollywood dildocks: The Nineties have expired, this story line is as timely and resonant as the Hillary campaign.
SJP wouldn't be known as being so fug if she didn't dress like a freak!
Lesbo boobs=lmfao! I just read what's her name? wants to marry her G.F. Bitch puhaleeeze!
I think the bulldyke was forced to show her itty bitty boobies at the premier because of the sexual angle of their movie. Otherwise, I'm sure she would be much happier in man gear.
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