Lindsay Lohan is Engaged to Samantha Ronson

Monday, May 26, 2008



Lindsay Lohan has become engaged to her boyfriend Samantha Ronson. The two were spotted kissing and cuddling at Sean Combs' Cannes party, then Lindsay was photographed sporting an engagement ring at a Dolce and Gabbana event.

There's been a rumor going around for awhile now that Samantha is actually female, making her and Lindsay lesbian lovers. But that is the most preposterous thing I've ever heard. If Sam Ronson has a vagina, then I'm the queen of England.

4 comments:

Devin said...

After you've exhausted all the men in your social circle, what's a girl to do?

dirtydisher said...

You're the queen of something. Heh.

Dr. Poops said...

Well fuck.

Now Dina has to find a lesbian for Ali.

Anonymous said...

Good thing California is legalizing gay marriage, eh, Linds? You'd better jump on that bandwagon while you can, before the Bible-thumpers come callin'.

But who are we kidding? She's still having a little slice of Stavros Niarchos/Jude Law/James Blunt on the side.