Is that someone singing or a rat strangling? She's better than Scarlett Johansson at least.
Keira Knightley Tries to Sing
Friday, May 30, 2008
Is that someone singing or a rat strangling? She's better than Scarlett Johansson at least.
Posted by Crabbie at 2:08 PM
Labels: Keira Knightley
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I think she sounds pretty good...
it was ok.
Oh Crabster, sometimes I think you're just a "hater" for no good reason. Sure, she's brainless, but she does no harm. Moderately talented. At least enough not to be the same character in every single film (think Meg Ryan).
Crabbie this post of yours is not only dissapointing. But it proves my previous theory on how much of an idiotic hater you truly are. For the most part people think she actually SOUNDS pretty good. Some people are already saying she has a Billie Holiday kinda vibe to her. i guess this isn't probably up to your standards of whatever bull shit you listen to. Thank you so much for being an idiotic hater. You pretty much proved me right with your asinine reasoning. And I expected this much from some 36 year old loser virgin who probably hasn't even seen the opposite sex since he came out of his mommy's ass. Thank you for being th disgrace to humanity that you are. Now please do the right thing and off yourself like the worthless piece of crap you made yourself to be.
The Keira Stalker's in da house! (golf claps)
Do keep posting on about this useless bitch Crabbie. We NEED to read more uber-lame drivel from this obssesive creature. Ahh Keira, you have the fans you deserve baby... Billie Holiday... oh my sides.
1:30 you insult the talent of Billie Holiday. Kiera sounds nothing like Billie. She sounds like one of the horrific singers from Bob Hope's road movies. Please, I can understand you being a fan, but, this borders on lunacy. Billie had a wretched life, statements like this will make the poor woman writhe in pain in her grave. She deserves peace and better than to be compared to a spoiled, anorexic, marginally talented, ungrateful bitch like Kiera.
I agree. I think crabbie should continue to post about Keira because it’s always fun to see idiotic haters such as 2:53 and 6:56 come here and defend you and your moronic pitiful site that can only be described as laughable at best.
Then again haters seem to always love to put their foots in their mouths like 6:56 who obviously knows nothing about Keira Knightly OR Hollywood in general. So please do make more posts about Keira to continue to prove to me that you are nothing more than an idiotic hater like those who support you.
PS. I said other people are saying she has a Billie Holiday VIBE to her. Never said she sounded like her at all. Big difference there. But I guess I can’t expect a lot from Crabbie fans to actually see subtle differences. Thank you for keeping me entertained guys. Please keep those posts coming.
Hmm actually you guys might be right. After looking some stuff up, she sounds nothing like Billie Holiday. Still sounds better than the rest of you morons. I’d like to see the lot of fools do better lol.
I don't give a fuck, this bitch sounds like shite. Unchecked fan worshipping is so very beyond sad. You fucking moron, however, you're right about one thing I don't know much abiut this bitch Kiera and what I do know is a complete turn off. You're a pathetic fan boy probably sitting at home beaing off to picture of this hollywood ho.
Lol 7:03 you make me laugh. Your hideously deformed logic and your undying dedication to Crabbie and other loser internet bloggers who have accomplished nothing in their lives is always a good thing to laugh about. It’s always fun to see close minded idiots like you rant about celebrities that you know NOTHING about in real life except what you read in mindless bull shit tabloid BS as well as what overweight virgin internet posters who still lives in their mom’s basement have to say. You responded just the way I expected any other mindless moronic Crabbie fan to respond. Thank you for proving my point.
PS:. I would rather be a pathetic fan boy “Beating” off to a picture of this “Hollywood Hoe” (she doesn’t even LIVE in Hollywood) as you so eloquently stated rather than some moron crabbie supporter jacking off to some moron’s obsessed blog about celebrity hating like you. But hey if untouched hideous looking bloggers is your thing. I say go for it and make yourself happy. Who am I to tell you how to live eh? lol
You so need a life.
Kiera still sucks both as an actress and a singer and people have come to this conclusion without Crabbie. For someone who hates blogs and the morons who post on them, look into the mirror only a fool would repeatedly come to this site to defend the untalented Kiera. Take your pseudo psychology and ram it up your pathetic ass. The negative responses to Kiera's worthless ass are totally warranted.
This isn’t so much pseudo psychology as it is just stating facts about the mindless lemmings who support an internet blogger as their inside window to Tinsel town. Then again anyone who has Crabbie on their lists of champions is pretty pathetic on general principle.
Correction. Idiots who can’t formulate an opinion without the aid of a stupid blogger who’s only life ambition is to be the next Perez Hilton have come to the conclusion of being a stupid “Keira” Hater. Your opinion on Keira being a bad actress and a bad singer (which for the most part doesn’t reflect public opinion as you so eloquently hinted) is your opinion and I won’t argue that. What I will argue however is the Mickey mouse style logic and the obvious verbal Faux Pas that you have shown me here which I will discuss. Her singing while nothing spectacular isn’t as most pop stars out there. At least it shows she practiced for the role. You’re just a mindless celebrity hater like all the other fools who warrant stupid negative bitchy insults because they can never achieve something in their life.
First off I never said I hated blogs. If that was the case I wouldn’t be here egging all your crabbie supporters on. It’s just too much fun to stop doing. Second your logic makes no sense. You start out by stating that I hate blogs but then some how tie that to defense towards Keira Knightley? I think you forgot to finish a complete thought there. Maybe you should learn to finish one thought before actually starting another.
Then again only idiots who defend worthless bloggers who will achieve nothing in his life and will end up doing stupid internet blogs until he is 65 aren’t really known for their common sense. Only morons like you would defend someone as pointless and as stupid as Melvin Crabtree and his pathetic internet celebrity status. Maybe if you toned down the obvious Crabbie cult fan boy behavior as well as the sexually insecure anal insults, you might actually see that you’re merely supporting an idiotic hater who is just simply working out the frustration on other celebrities because they have achieved something that crabbie will never achieve in his life without the use of the internet. Oh 5:48 you amuse me.
So, so pathetic, here you are trying to prove to a bunch of stupid and ignorant bloggers how worthless they are. If you were truly intelligent and informed you would realize that your efforts to convince us of our worthiness is a lost cause. Which proves that you are the truly sad and pathetic one on some futile mission to get people to love Kiera Knightly. Her fans appear to be just as worthless as she is. Dude, please get a clue at this point I feel truly sorry for you.
Lol I’m not trying to prove anything. You guys are doing all the work for me. I mean in all honesty obsessive blogging haters are pretty pathetic in their own right. I don’t have to do a lot to prove how stupid and ignorant you guys. I just gotta say “Hey…look at that.” But then when you start supporting some super hating blogger like Melvin “I‘m a loser with a lot of time on my hands to write stupid hate bloggs towards celebrities I don‘t even know.” Craptree, that’s just taking loser hate blogging to a whole new level. That’s like loser nirvana right there.
What makes you think I am trying to get anyone here to like “Keira“ Knightley ? I’m ok with the fact that you simpletons are nothing more than petty spite filled dumb bells. I’m here merely to point out the fact that lot of you obsessive celebrity hating borderline jack asses are nothing more than hypocritical haters. It’s ok for you to hate someone you don’t know but when someone else shows hatred towards your pathetic internet champion, all of a sudden it’s a crime and I have to leave “The Crabster.” alone? Bugger that. You have all the right in the world to “hate” who you want. I’m just exercising mine. Talk about hypocritical bullshit. Don’t get me wrong. I find it highly amusing to see what will come out of the next mentally insufficient crabbie dedicator, but I felt that I needed to point that out.
PS: You are right though. I mean supporting a talented beautiful actress is not as cool as supporting some pathetic internet bad ass streaming live out of his parents basement with a sever case of chronic hate blogging which does nothing to change the fact that he’s just a pathetic little imp who contributes nothing but a few unintentional cheap laughs. Yeah dude, I think my admiration is gravely misplaced. Psh
Asshole, the blogger is being defended, people are posting their opinions and dislike for Keira. You fail to see the difference. You can have this, talk about being in their basement. You give new meaning to the term obsessive and out of control.
I guess common sense is something that you aren’t familiar with seeing as how you don’t even see your own blatant hypocrisy that is just oozing out of every statement you make. There is no difference at all. You're all just a bunch of stupid crabbie fanboys who doesn't know the meaning of hypocrisy since you all clam together to defend your internet hate champion when someone else decides to hate oh him.
I find it funny that you find ME obsessive and out of control when you place your undying faith and dedication into someone who literally defines those two terms in every celeb hating blog he makes. Thank you for shoving that contradicting behavior in my face. I couldn’t have made this post without it.
Sorry typo it should have read the blogger is not being defended. It still doesn't stop you from being an ass and Kiera from being an untalented little twit.
And your recent idiotic post doesn’t stop you from being a retarded little Crabbie fan boy who’s only life ambition is to support some blogger who shows clear jealousy towards the celebs he claims to hate. Otherwise we wouldn’t be having this conversation and he wouldn’t have this site. Sorry but you lose 3:21. What I say still stands and you prove it ten folds. Try harder dumb ass.
As for the Blogger not being defended, well you're doing a bad job of proving me wrong on that aspect.
Ok, I'm an idiot because I think that Kiera Knighley is a no talent little piece of shit. On the other hand you hold yourself up as morally superior because you don't agree with the blogger and others about her lack of talent. Your argument lacks logic, because if this blog didn't exist, most people who have an abhorrence to the acting style of Ms. Knightley would still feel the same way. You are too much of a fan boy to be objective. You talk about being a loser but it appears that you are the one in your basement getting a happy by the mere thought of Ms. Knighltey to the point where you post pointless responses attacking people who have opinions to the contrary of yours. You are the sad and Kiera is still talentless.
As usual you are wrong again oh idiotic Crabbie fan boy. I really could care less what you think about KEIRA KNIGHTLEY. But if anyone here is guilty of lacking any logic or reason it‘s you. Like I said you hating on Keira Knightley doesn’t make you an idiot. It makes you a pathetic little hater. Agreeing with some loser blogger who’s only purpose in his miserable existence is to piss and moan about starlets that he will never meet and doesn’t know in real life makes you a dumb ass. I’ve stated this a million before in the past and in previous posts before. If you bothered to get your head out from your ass take a LOOK at what I said you would see that.
I maybe a Keira Fanboy and I don’t admit it, but I know a stupid petty hater when I see one, and you my friend as well as the rest of the failed brain trusts that support everyone of Crabbie’s mediocre post fit’s the description of a pathetic little hater who doesn’t see the blatant contradictions that’s oozing out of their posts. Like you said, if this site didn’t exist, people who don’t like her talent would still feel the same way. But with crabbie’s case it’s gone beyond like and dislike. It’s simply petty hating. And that in it’s self holds no logic. Anyone THIS dedicated to hating Hollywood is pretty much a loser in a general aspect and that won’t change despite the many followers who support said loser. People say that I don’t know them in real life so I have no right to attack them? I can use the same argument against the whole lot of you.
But you are wrong about something. I’m not in my basement getting happy at the mere thought of Miss “Knightley”. I’m in my basement getting happy at the mass quantity of Crabbie fan boys coming here to defend their internet king like the mindless lemmings they are. It has nothing to do with difference of opinions. It just has to do with the fact that I am here to tell you guys the simple truth. You, like many of the “Crabster’s” followers out there and plain and simple hypocrites. You claim on hating these celebrities with a passion and what not, yet for the life of you, you can’t stop talking about them or even thinking about them? That’s about as loser as it gets my friend. At least a Keira fan boy who is getting all giddy at the thought of her is getting a lot more out of that rather than getting happy at the next overrated blog by some loser who thinks he can rule the world through his pathetic website.
Like I said before, I’d rather be a starlet fan boy beating it off too high quality pictures of Hollywood starlets rather than supporting some pompous jack ass celebrity hater who knows nothing about Hollywood or the personal life on said starlets that he hates on. Once again, you lose. I’m just playing the same argument that you guys are using. Not impressed papi. Try again.
Fuck u stupid crabbie h8er. U suck ass and I bet u luv to suk cock. I bet ur 1 of those idiot Kiera fans who want to suck on her cha cha. U are an idiot and crabbie is soo much smarter than u are u fucking e-tard. Go suck on ur mommys tit and vagina u stupid little moron. ur a fucking tool and if I ever see ur ass in real life i will fucking give ur ass a beat down.
FUCK U stupid crabbie h8er.
Stalker boy didn't come back. I wanted to see how long he could carry on his infantile one-sided love affair with Kiera, the most talented woman in the world.
If I was having a love affair with Keira Knightley (still having trouble spelling her name right I see), I would probably not be here then lol. But none the less the Crabbie full fledged supporter returns with his army of losers. Either that or it's all the same person. I usually can't tell one stupid Crabbie fan from the next since you all have the same obsessive hating persona going on. Case in point 7:40 PM. That one is just too easy. You truly embody everything that goes into supporting a worthless piece of shit like Crabbie. Thank you guys for the cheap laugh. They just continue to keep on comming back lol.
PS: there is no such thing as internet Stalk
Spelling her name incorrectly shows just how little I care. The smug little bitch wouldn't give a loser like you the time of day. She probably would have you arrested for stalking. Unrequited love is so very beyond sad.
God, how sad can you be, you're so into her that you actually care if someone spells her name incorrectly? I can't wait to hear your rational for that one.
Right cause you know her so well that you know what she would do and what she wouldn’t do? Once again you idiotic crabbie supporters just continue to make me laugh. This proves my little theory that the whole lot of you idiots like to pretend that you know what is going on. You continue to prove me right with your mindless shenanigans. I just find it funny that you claim that you don’t care about her, yet you’ve continued this little online argument back and forth in defense to someone insulting her. It’s what we call a contradiction and that is what you are my friend. It’s not so much that I am into her, it’s more so the fact that I am into insulting and getting bull shit responses out of the lot of you guys that I am more “Into” once again nice try but you still fail. You spelling her name incorrectly is just a little something for me to laugh at. What can I say? I find hypocrites like you very entertaining.
Once again I say thank you for proving me right about the rational and the logic used by all mindless crabbie supporters as well as the amusing little flame war that you guys continue to provide me with. I look forward to your next
Cheers mate.
pathetic little cretin. You probably have a very small one.
Sorry was that a penis joke? Wow, really scrapping at the bottom aren't ya?
I have the power to jerk your little ass around. I bet you came back her every day looking for a response to your pathetic attempts to enlighten us about the worthless, no talent stick girl Kierra Knigghhleeey. Yes, I spelled her name incorrectly just to fuck with you, Prick. I will be back to post on keera's bad singing sometime in the future. So just keep looking. I wasn't scraping the bottom of the barrel, you got what you deserved, wanker.
Lol Oh your idiotic little logic continues to amuse me you know that? Seriously I mean it really is funny to see how moronic you crabbie lovers continue to be. It’s like playing with a little kitten who’s always poking at a little string. For the record I know why you’ve been miss spelling her name. It’s not for the reason you’ve stated but I know why. I mean I can see how hard it is for someone of your intelligence to look up how to spell someone’s name. Which I understand because if I was that stupid, I would try to cover up the fact that I don’t know the simple logistics of a search engine to look up the proper spelling of someone’s name. But don’t worry, you’re secrete is safe with me.
But I‘m afraid you have it all wrong. I WANT you to come back here and respond. I WANT people to respond to the bullshit that I have to say and I WANT you to show me your piss ant logic like the little gluttonous fool you are. If the latter was the case then we wouldn’t be having this conversation and you wouldn’t be here. Oh snap. I just gave away my tactic yet again…you never learn. And I’m not here to enlighten you about Keira Knightley or whatever actress or starlet you chose to mindlessly hate on like the asinine individual you are. I’m just here to insult and get you to respond with your pathetically laughable posts. This is just for my amusement.
But you are right thought. I do come back a lot just to see what mundane BS you have to say next because I do find pushing you around and playing you like a fool is very entertaining. So yes you are right about that. I do come back here every day to jerk Crabbie’s foolish fan base around like the simpletons they are. And I do hope you will be back to post your second rate grade school verbal attacks as well as your cave man like logic and over all moronic statements which range from the generic starlet insults to unoriginal penis jokes. I thank you and I will continue making these posts just to see what you have to say.
PS: You are scraping the bottom of the barrel. Only sexually insecure homophobes use penis jokes. And you’re right. I do get what I deserve. Endless entertainment from the uber crabbie fanbot. I look forward to your next faux pas.
PPS; misspelling her name doesn’t really “Fuck with me” it doesn’t do anything except prove to me that you are a moron. That makes no sense what so ever. But it’s still funny. lol
Hey asshat! why dont u get ur ass outtahere and stop being a crabbie h8er u douche bag. Piss off b4 I rip off ur legs and dip em in ragu sauce. You are prolly gay because u like 2 spend all ur tyme h8ing on crabbie like a fukin retarded homo. stop writing those long ass posts because u sound fukin stupid like a dumb ass h8er. I think u are a gay homo ass tool and I h8 ur guts. go be a h8er somewhere else.
You know dude...you've made my job really easy. I mean all I have to do is point at your post and...that's it. That's a big enough already to say "hey...look at that." wow just...wow. That's just sad dude.
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