Jennifer Aniston can't help but brag to her friends about what a great lover her new boyfriend John Mayer is.
"Jennifer is calling John the best ever lover," a source told the National Enquirer. "In fact, she can’t stop raving about his skills between the sheets - insisting the sex with him is way better than it was with Brad during their four-and-a-half-year marriage."
In other words, Mayer will go down on her but Pitt wouldn't.
Mayer will pretty much do anything I reckon...that's why that freak Jessica Simpson was so into him.
Okay, I'm tired of these two already. Mayer...hurry up and dump the bitch. That's when this thing gets really entertaining. Unless you're Courteney Cox and David Arquette and have the bear the brunt of Aniston's grief and confusion. Those two might just bite down on cyanide capsules.
John Mayer F**ks Good According to Jennifer Aniston
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 10:20 AM
Labels: Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
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I'm with you Crabbie. Sick of both of them. Usually when people brag and boast, they are hiding the true facts. Besides, some things are best being kept private...it's called being mature. She sounds like a teenager giggling about her sex life...Nobody cares.
Didnt she pull the same crap while she was dating this model guy for like 2 days ?
Its pathetic the need shes got to compete with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.
she means, he licks her backdoor, that's why he's so great. would make sense if he's really bi...
I don't think that Jennifer even thinks about Brad and Skankalina any more..and I don't believe this story for one minute...even if he was great in the sack, I don't believe that she would tell anyone who would blab to the rag mags...She has way too much class for that..thats more like something that Skankalina would do!
This story is nothing compared to the hideous vid that came out recently of Pitt and Jolie having dinner with Clint Eastwood in Cannes. It was SO obvious that it was a staged PR setup with that hobag groping Pitt's jaw and neck with her alien-claw appendage in full view next to a window seat. If that's not trying to compete with Aniston for PR then I don't know what is. Jolie is the queen of fake.
7:25 I agree with you. brangelina is pretty Desperate these days for Publicity. I noticed the Clint Eastwood thing after Skankalina went Topless on the Mansion's Balcony where the Paps. could take Pics.
Then the Priviledged blob and the other kids were pimped out.
Next week brangelina will issue a Statement for the Media to leave their kids and them Alone.
Is she smoking? WTF Mayer seems a bit of an opportunist. Jennifer should not make too much of him and his antics no matter how enthralling. He's just another fucker as far as I can tell. Unfortunately after sex, the IQ of most women drops below retarded. She is apparently no exception. Next thing you know, we'll see her on the cover of People: "I'm in love!!!!!!!." Here we go again and I wish her luck. Him? Who cares? He could do worse though, as he's proven.
What's to the left of Jen's left arm? I see a naked body wrapped with a snake, a sex manual?
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