The film world was shocked to learn that Jodie Foster and her long-time partner Cydney Bernard had broken up. Now we've come to learn why their relationship went south: Jodie Foster cheated on Cydney's vagina with another vagina.
The other vagina belongs to Cynthia Mort, a writer and producer on Jodie's revenge melodrama The Brave One. The two reportedly met on the set of that film and commenced munching.
Now the love is reported to be gone between Cydney and Jodie...though the two will continue working together to raise the two children they had via Brad Pitt's donated sperm.
Jodie Foster is a Dirty Cheating Ho
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 2:36 PM
Labels: Cydney Bernard, Jodie Foster
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I always thought one pussy was as good as another. Apparently that is not the case.
Are you serious? Brad Pitt is the Sperm donor?
I still like Jodie. She's a great Actress.
Is that the old GF or the new one? Jodie could do better, I'd think. But then what would I know about lesbetian pulchritude?
no the new one is even fuglier, if you can believe that ...
Damn, like that Cynthia Nixon shit. I would have thought that the best thing about being with a same sex partner is to have someone who actually look like you. Not some chick who looks like and act
like a man.
I work for a lesbian doctor who's patient base consists of approximately 30% lesbians. I've never seen a more dysfunctional group of people in my life. They cheat on each other more than any straight couples I've ever known, and about 95% of them have files at least one-inch thick that we get transferred from their psychiatrist's office. No shit. Personally, I don't think they know what the hell they want out of life. Most of them have been in relationships with men and have even cheated on their lesbian partner with a man. So what gives? I think they're all nuts.
Now Damn-it... I demand cooler heads prevail.
They are parents. Right? Yes! ... with a natural family. Right? Yes!
Lesbians, to create a natural family, simply:
1. Find a useless man... one you don't want to touch, or smell, or converse with… whatever... ‘cept for his valued sperm (that slimy shit that defines him as the man you don't want) and simply ask for him to help.
2. Get ANOTHER person to help said man "wack-off" in a jug (of sorts).... have “them” freeze the shit”. God knows you don't want to touch it!
3. Send to another Laboratory...
4. Get yet-ANOTHER person to extract your an egg from your uterus. Transport said egg.
5. Have yet-ANOTHER person introduce that egg (delivered by some UPS guy)... to the sperm of yuckie dude wackin off in the jugg (delivered by some UPS guy).
6. Wait… foot tapping is accepted. Pray.
7. Pay (yet)-ANOTHER person to surgically place the fertilized egg and reintroduce it to the original (egg donor) woman...
(Unless you hired yet-ANOTHER person’s womb).
8. Wait… foot tapping is accepted. Pray.
9. Call friends and pretend it all happened naturally. Open gifts. Pretend the “sperm-guy” doesn’t exist. Talk down about men.
10. Shove the results out. (Unless you hired yet-ANOTHER person’s womb).
Result: Natural Family!
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