Jessica Simpson can't handle it when her exes find new lovers. She flipped when Nick Lachey started fucking Vanessa Minnillo, and now it's been reported that she got plastered after news broke of John Mayer's fling with Jennifer Aniston.
Sources say that, on the same day Mayer admitted he was hosing Aniston, Simpson planted herself on a stool at L.A.'s Mexicali Cocina Cantina - before happy hour started - and spent the next four hours pouring booze down her throat.
Jess was so inebriated at the end of her session that she had to call her mom to come pick her up.
To make matters worse, it's also been reported that Jessica's most recent lover, Tony Romo, told his friends that he had dumped her. Reps for Simpson are denying this...but they're probably only doing it to save her from trying suicide.
So, when someone asks the question, "Who is more pathetic than Jennifer Aniston?" you can answer, "Jessica Simpson. But only by a little."
Jessica Simpson Gets Wasted Over Mayer-Aniston Romance
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 12:33 PM
Labels: Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Nick Lachey, Tony Romo, Vanessa Minnillo
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all great posts crabby patty but you need to comment on the strangness that is mariah carey in her f'ing strange world of hello kitty and butterflies - shes almost 40 and her house is porbably decorated like my young daughters room. your one of a kind outlook on this ordeal would be much appreciated
Can you Bloggers just Leave J.A out of these so called Love Triangles. Sheesh!
Jessica obviously is the Disturbed one. Men come & Go. Get a life & move on.
John Mayer is so blah. I think Jen can do better but if she's into him, I'm Hppy for her.
what?/ you've never drowned your sorrows when a guy dumped you??? i bet your gullet has been over-flowing!!!
Hmm..
Jennifer is great. Beautiful, smart and lovely.
Jessica has the braincapasity of a mosquito, and that's why John wasn't staying with her..
LOL! Good photoshoppin'. That's the best take on the "heartbreak" I've seen.
Just googled Romeo and he's a player, no doubt. CAD with a capital C. He's looking smug and self-satisfied while Jessica cries in her booze. Girl needs to keep her legs closed and learn body language. The evidence was right there all along. Being dumb is not sexy for long. Guys like that need a woman to put them in their place else they walk all over them...speaking of boots....Jessica.
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