Is Scientology After Miley Cyrus?

Sunday, May 11, 2008


As if Miley Cyrus didn't have enough problems with adults trying to control her mind, now it looks like Scientology may want a piece of the Disney-branded starlet as well.

Miley is reportedly set to lend her voice to a new animated film called Bolt, which will also feature the vocal talents of John Travolta. And John Travolta's wife Kelly Preston says there's a chance Miley and John will record a duet as well.

"We know Miley very well,” Preston said, “and she’s a sweetheart."

Poor Miley...she's getting it from every direction isn't she?

I can easily envision a future where John Travolta has jettisoned Preston and chosen Miley as his new bride...just like Tom Cruise plucked Katie Holmes from the ranks of the sweet and innocent, sucked every last hint of individuality out of her and made her his zombie.

Is no cute little starlet safe from the evil closeted-homo Scientology ogres?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't kid yourself, there's nothing innocent about Kate Holmes.

Anonymous said...

It's all about the Benjees. Miley is loaded, has millions, and is young and gullible. The Scientologist freaks smell the mother lode, and that's all they fucking care about. What a joke.

Anonymous said...

John Travolta just wants to get Miley on his 747 for one of his famous mile-high orgies......