Is Ali Lohan Earth's Most Unfortunate Being?

Thursday, May 08, 2008


This is Ali Lohan all glammed up. God, she looks like Ashlee Simpson before the rhinoplasty, boob implants and chin-job. Mother of the Year Dina needs to get Ali some work done stat. And not just a little lip-plumping either...this chick has to be completely overhauled. Just tear everything off and start over.

Watching Ali's life get ruined in front of our eyes is going to be mucho entertaining, no?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

There is absolutely no reason why a 14 year old should be wearing lip liner!WTF

Anonymous said...

Lip liner? More like lip injections. And colored contacts. Way to go, Dina!!! Stay tuned for the "natural" breast development...

edward said...

She looks so stupid with her contacts. Worse than Britney or Paris.

Anonymous said...

She'd look alright if she broke up the ringlets.