Gwyneth Paltrow Discusses Her Lovely Vices

Wednesday, May 14, 2008


Gwyneth Paltrow
is in V magazine talking about her stupid life that no one cares about. Among the topics discussed: her dietary habits.

"I haven't eaten meat for about fifteen years. I eat fish, a little bit of dairy – not much milk – but I love cheese. We'll make chocolate chip cookies and eat them, but sugar makes me feel pretty bad. I have coffee and wine. I've got lots of lovely vices!"

Cheese? Chocolate chip cookies? Coffee and wine? Holy shit Gwyneth...you are a crazy woman. What other fucked up stuff do you do? Inhale oxygen? Exhale carbon dioxide?

Why, oh why, do these asshole celebs all think their completely normal activities are matters of such fascination to everyone? "We'll make chocolate chip cookies and eat them." What the fuck else would you do with them? Use them as tiny frisbees? Tape them over your eyes and walk around saying, "I'm the Chocolate-chip-cookie-eyed monster from Venus?"

I know one thing...there are too many magazines. The world really only needs about four of them. After that it's just Gwyneth Paltrow talking about what food she ingests.

9 comments:

Devin said...

Damn, with Ironman being such a succes we will be bombarded with all the trite little details of her vapid, shallow, meaningless existtence. Chris Martin must have wised up and left this bitch. They haven't been seen together in more than a year.

bella said...

i love gwynie!! leave her alone!! why do you hate,and i mean hate 90% of the the woman in the world?? Oh, that's right, something that you and perez have in common. Most gays HATE woman!!! Get over it already We are more than 50% of the population. If it wasn't for your Mother!! you wouldn't be hear. I love you most of the time, but as WOMAn this constant bashing is tiresome!! Go to therapy and work it out, instead of this.

Anonymous said...

Many women like me hate her too. I will never forget what she said that Europeans are more intelligent and cultured than Americans.

Iron Man is all about Robert Downey Jr. Paltrow had to do Iron Man because her Oscar took her out of the map. She only got that job because her buddy Jon Favreu is the director. Rachel McAdams and Famke Jamsen turned it down same scenario according to Wall Street that Katie Holmes turned down the 2 million to do Batman then Rachel McAdams and Emily Blunt also walked away from the role so they have no choice but to get the leftover Maggie Gyllenhaal who acts like Paltrow as if they are queens of this world.
Paltrow and Maggie are nepotisms at its worst. Paltrows parents are in the biz,they are Jewish(Hollywood loves Jews), Maggie's dad directed most of her Indie films and her mom is a screenwriter/

Devin said...

Gwyneth would have to be a woman for a gay man to hate her. She is nothing more than mere marshmallow. No substance and pretyy much formless. I totally agree with the nepotism comment. Gwyneth and Maggie are so arrogant. If they didn't have parents in the business making it easier for them they probably wouldn't be so insufferable.

Anonymous said...

She is a cunt..plain and simple.

Anonymous said...

There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING more snooze-worthy than having to listen to someone talk about what they eat. Especially a CeleX-ray like Gwyneth. Jesus fucking Christ, woman, get a hobby.

Anonymous said...

Bella, typical of you to like Gywnnie, you also appreciated "Rendition" proving that you are a tasteless piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

Europeans ARE more cultured and intelligent than Americans. Anyone who thinks otherwise has no experience with both to compare.
The USA was founded on capitalism and there's a ton of wealth and ego there, but pul-eeze, don't get your panties in a knot if the rest of the world recognizes the deficiency of intellect in the US culture. If you really don't like others stating the obvious, why don't you try refining your own tastes and intellect?

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