French Media Reporting that Angelina Has Given Birth

Friday, May 30, 2008

Reports are swirling in the French media that Angelina gave birth to her twins at a Catholic clinic in Aix-en-Provence on Sunday, May 25. Reps for Brad and Angie have as yet not made a statement...but you have to believe
that, had Angie not given birth, they would simply issue an outright denial.

This makes us think back to a recent incident in which Dustin Hoffman gave away Angie's due date as August 29. Obviously, from May 25 to August 29 is a huge discrepancy...but if you looked at the size of Angie's belly lately, even considering that she's carrying two, you had to be skeptical that she was really not due until late August.

So why did Hoffman say that? I say he was enlisted on purpose to disseminate that bit of misinformation. I think Angie and Brad deliberately mislead everyone about how far along she was in hopes they could sneak off someplace and have the kids. They wanted us to think she wasn't due until August even though she was about to pop any second. Nice plan. Very sneaky. I hope they send Hoffman a gift basket in gratitude. They should be able to afford a nice one, given all the dough they'll make peddling the baby pictures.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

If its true, I can only hope that she keeps her word and disappears for while...a long while.

Anonymous said...

How can you be so off the mark. Angie's tummy was almost flat in Photo's on New Orleans in March. Now on the red carpet it was huge.
It went up and down. My guess is the surragate gave birth. And they had to make her look huge at the awards show. By the way she was bigger all over for Shiloh. And she was having twins. I guess they will say she had premie's in about a month

Anonymous said...

I see where 12:09 is coming from. It's odd how A.J didn't any gain weight ( she Anorexic looking to begin with ) in her face or anywhere except a perfect bump, that seemed very little for twins. I don't believe that someone than Anorexic could get pregnant to begin with.

I also agree with 12:03, I hope brangelina disappears for a looooong while. Six kids even with nannies ( shakes head ) that will take up a lot of time. Besides their movies are not worth paying for. I keep falling asleep during Mr. and Mrs. Smith. And Bewolf ZZZZzzzzzzz.