From the way out of leftfield department: TMZ reports that Spamalot star and overall dickweed Clay Aiken has donated sperm to artificially inseminate his best friend, 50-year-old record producer Jaymes Foster.
Apparently, Clay has made a habit of staying at Foster's house whenever he's in L.A. But nothing ever happens when they're together. Well, there was that one time...but Clay was really drunk that night and totally forgot he was gay.
By the way...sources say Clay plans on taking a role in the raising of the yet-to-be-born product of his ejaculate. That ought to be an interesting conversation when the kid gets old enough. "Well son/daughter, one day your mommy decided she wanted to have a baby despite being way too old. So she asked me if I would donate some of my sperms and I said yes. So I popped in my tape of Spartacus and got out a little plastic cup. And mommy took the special God-juice with the sperms in it and put it in a turkey baster. And then I don't know what happened because I've never seen woman parts and don't even know where they're located."
Clay Aiken: Sperminator
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 2:48 PM
Labels: Clay Aiken
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Wow, Clay is so selfless! He will be a great Dad! What a wonderful couple.
Crabbie, when are you gonna do the same? You must know some old broad to turkey baste.
DD perhaps?
Hush your mouth, smartie whippersnapper!
hy is Clays sexuality of such importance to so many people?????I think he will be a great Dad.
Clay's sexuality is important to people because he pretends he isn't sexual instead of just coming out as a normal homosexual. THAT is why it is "of such importance" to so many...
Clay continues to morph more and more into a woman. The woman he was meant to be.
I think the most disturbing aspect of all this is the image of him whacking off and ejaculating into his little donor cup. I suddenly feel vomitus.
8:57..Where is it written that Clay has to tell us anything????Its really none of our buisness who he does or does not sleep with...Hes a great entertainer and I personally don't care if hes gay or not..
Oh 4:27 AM - Take a chill pill chump. And stop worrying so much about gay Clay. The world won't come to an end if the public ponders his sexuality.
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