Brooke Hogan is One Angry She-Male

Tuesday, May 13, 2008


Brooke Hogan is spitting mad over the way her jailbird brother Nick has been represented since he murdered the mind of his friend John Graziano.

Yesterday, Brooke vented her frustration by posting the following on MySpace:

I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I'm really pissed that the truth didn't come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn't from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some shit doesn't start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I'm starting to figure it out. And I'm gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don't understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He's not "NICK HOGAN." AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…

Brooke later took that posting down (too late to keep it from getting all over the web) and put up the following in its place:

I have the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later. PEACE

ps: yes I took my last one off cause I know itll go around anyway. Have at it ppl.

Here's the truth Brooke dear: Your brother was driving around half-drunk on beer with someone else in his car. He raced another car. He crashed. The passenger is now a vegetable. Little Nicky had been pulled over on other occasions for speeding and reckless driving but always been let off. His bullshit finally caught up with him and he was given 8 months in county. So, what the fuck does "he's not the Nick Hogan you see on TV" have to do with anything? What the fuck difference does it make what anyone says about him? He did what he did, got nailed, and was sentenced after pleading no contest. If he had a case, why didn't he fight? Innocent people don't fold that easy Brooke.

Sorry sweetie, but the question of whether your brother has been misrepresented in the media is irrelevant...he conceded his guilt in court, of his own free well, and accepted the consequences. And by the way...if you and Hulk and Nicky and your dumb-ass mom didn't want to engender this false public perception, then why did you agree to do the reality show? It's called a "reality show." The whole bit is to pretend you really are those people. You can't do it, willingly, and then bitch that people now have misconceptions. Hello asslick...you signed the fucking contract!!!

And why are you worried anyway? Nick will do a couple months, be let out for good behavior, and go back to being his old douchey self. And John Graziano will have someone to feed him his mashed nanas and wipe his shit and it won't have to be you. You've got a whole career as a tranny fake singer to look forward to. And many more ass-rubs from your pervert old man. Life is good for you Brooke. John Graziano is the one who should be bitching...but, oh darn, he has no mind anymore.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

What does the victim hanging out at their house have to do with anything? I don't understand why she would even bring that up.

I also think it is odd that at the hearing, Hulk said "What people need to remember is that Nick is still a 17 year old child." Well, Hulkster, maybe you shouldn't buy your spoiled brat son multiple high powered sports cars before he even has a license to drive and encourage him to street race.

Anonymous said...

well done, crabbie. Another first class post.

Anonymous said...

Acutally, innocent people cop pleas quite frequently.

It's okay. We still love ya Crabster.

Anonymous said...

I hope sista reads that shit.

Anonymous said...

maybe some innocent people cop pleas sometimes, but nobody with the resources and legal team the Hogans have would do so if they were innocent.
Think about it.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant. I appreciate your passion and prose on this subject. You are the best, and my favorite, blogger.

Anonymous said...

Every time you post one of these dumb entries about that guy, I wanna find you and punch you in the face. You act as if he planned and carried out the murder of a friend or something. IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT! His friend knew the consequences of speeding and driving drunk and chose to get in the car with Nick Hogan. No one put a gun to his head and made him get in the vehicle. Personally, I would have NEVER got in if I knew the driver was drunk. And if I did for some crazy reason I would have sure as hell MADE them slow down. But all of this is beside the point, he lost a friend! As I wrote on here before, I have had this happen to one of my friends and he is now in the psych ward on 24/7 suicide watch because he killed his friend. Nick Hogan fucked up, and unfortunately someone died because of it. He didn't mean to hurt anyone, especially a friend. SO WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

BROOKE HOGAN FOUND.

Anonymous said...

10:48
BECAUSE HE DESTROYED THE PERSONALITY OF HIS 'FRIEND' and the lifes of the family.

There is NO excuse for the stupid shit he did.

It was not the first time, Nick did something stupid while driving. It was just the first time he almost killed someone - and the first time the cops had to react and not let him get away.

He had many chances, he blew them all. So he deserves every critizism.

In fact, the punishment was VERY lenient. 8 month jail and 3 years no driving. *yawn*. The other guy will be a vegetable for the rest of his miserable life.

Anonymous said...

She's just a spoiled child throwing a tantrum because her cushy little life is being torn apart by REAL reality since her friend screwed her Dad, parents are divorcing, their friend is a vegetable, Nick is gone to jail, and her laughable music career is going NOWHERE. I mean, what next? One of her implants explodes? Her giant clit starts to develop a head?

Anonymous said...

7:24 AM

IT. WAS. A. FUCKING. ACCIDENT! JOHN GOT INTO THE CAR EVEN THOUGH IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT SAFE. NO ONE MADE HIM. IT'S CALLED PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.

Anonymous said...

and who drove the car? Nick

Nick drove a car drunk - that is bad enough.

But he also raced another car and that is where we leave 'stupid' and enter 'deserves to be shot in the back of his head'

Would he have been sober and not racing and still something happening, then yes, that would have been an accident.

This wasn't. This was the logical result of reckless, brainless behaviour. As a driver you have some responsibility. Nick showed that he is an asshole to big to act responsible.

That he only got 8month can be explained by two facts:

his daddy is famous.

the vegetable-guy was his passenger out of his own free will.

But at the end it was NICK who drove and NICK who raced and NICK who completly lost control over his car.

Young people are braindead. That is why in some countries they aren't allowed to drive if they aren't adults. Try to think about it.

Anonymous said...

IT. WAS. AN. ACCIDENT.

You write worse things about this poor kid than OJ Simpson.

Anonymous said...

No.

IT. WAS. DRUNK. RACING

that is not 'accident', that is pure stupidity.

In fact, it is hard to do something more stupid and reckless.

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Anonymous said...

Yes, he is a poor kid. He made a mistake and killed his friend. And now people like this bitter "Crabbie" guy are writing about it as if this was a premeditated murder. Looking back, I didn't drive safely when I was that young either. I can only thank God that I never hurt anyone! It takes time and maturity to realize that doing that pulling that kind of stuff is dangerous. Unfortunately, that is not a maturity many people under 18 years of age have. And Nick Hogan had to realize that the hard way.

Anonymous said...

Uh-huh. Look, all that we're saying is that when we were 18, we all somehow managed to not kill our best friends. It's pretty amazing when you stop to think about it, I mean, we probably should have all gotten compulsory memberships into MENSA for that shit, but then again, I dunno... Some might just argue that we were sporting common sense and a preservation instinct.

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Anonymous said...

She's full of crap and her whole family is disgusting. I hope the Grazianos take all of their money, since that's all they care about. I saw Hulk on Larry King, all I could think was what a creepy, narcissistic jerk he is.

Anonymous said...

Man the kid did not want this to happen. dont make it seem that was his plan...shit happens in life and unfortunately someone got hurt really bad...the kid needs to deal with it for the rest of his life thats already punishment...I know people are angry but it can easily happen to your kid too and does that mean your kids evil..