Brad and Angie in France

Monday, May 05, 2008


Brad and Angie have hauled the kiddies to France again. Here we see them enjoying a wonderful rocky French beach over the weekend. They've decided to let Pax's hair grow so that he looks like one of those skateboard punks you're always afraid is going to try to mug you as you're going in from your car to pay for gas. Sometimes they ask me to buy them cigarettes. "Sure kid, I'll buy you a pack of cigs...if you blow me." No...they're minors and I would never actually say that. I think it though.

Brad and Angie are cool, so they hang out with The Edge from U2. Okay...U2 hasn't been cool since 1990. That's okay though. Brad hasn't been cool since about '95, and Angie...was she ever cool? Maybe for a week there. Now they're all just lame people dragging their kids over rocks. "Oh, isn't this fun kids? Look at all the geology."

Brad's really hauling on her arm in that second pic. I'd be afraid of snapping it in two.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Was the "ugliest dress in the world" too easy of a target for you Crabs?

Anonymous said...

Fuck the dress, if you adopt a black child you should try to keep her from looking like Buckwheat. With the money these two have they could hire a nanny with some knowledge about black hair care.

Anonymous said...

That is undoubtedly the most hideious looking maternity outfit I've ever seen. Easy target? Those two idiots make it easy.

Anonymous said...

Wow! brangelina is looking FUG these days!

The little flava flav kid totally CREEPS me out! That thing is skerry.

and Mommy Thinnest's dress is pitiful.

Go away brangelina.

Anonymous said...

next time brad makes the sexiest list, or hottest list, keep these pictures handy. He looks pathetic and whipped. How fast they fall.

Anonymous said...

I really hope they make France thier permanent home, Im happy as can be when I don't have to see pics of them every five minutes..Zahara looks like a spoiled brat to me, and I think Maddox is still Skankalinas favorite!

Anonymous said...

6:04
I totally agree. Stay in France. I am really sick of the media, the blogs and the Loonies making this couple out to be Gods.

I could respect them more if they stopped being Media Whores and took responsibility for these kids they have Adopted & bred. Kids need stability not to be on CNN, Magazine covers & Lurked at by Angeloonies on the internet. Which btw I'm sure Adoptalina gets off on.

Be parents.

Anonymous said...

ANGIE'S HATERS. ALL OF YOU ARE WHORES.RACIST, UGLY, BAD MOUTH EVIL MIND. BULLSHIT. GO TO WORSHIP YOUR CHINIFER MANISTON, FAKE AND PLASTIC WOMEM. . JEALOUS KILL ALL OF YOU. NOT HARM ANGIE AND BRAD AT ALL. THEY DOESN'T KNOW AND DOESN'T CARE WHO YOU ARE. SHUT YOUR ASSHOLE BITCH

Anonymous said...

God bless Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and their children. we all love you.

Anonymous said...

I THINK ANGIE SHE DOESN'T CARE THE DRESS LOOK GOOD OR NOT. SHE PREGNANT WOMEN. WHAT EVER SHE WEAR AND FEEL COMFORTABLE IS OK FOR HER. PEOPLE HERE SO BAD MOUTH. HAVE NOTHING TO DO MORE THAN GOSSIP.? BAD BEHAVIOR. WAISTE TIME FOR NOTHING. LAZY. THIS COUNTRY GOT SO MANY GOSSIPERS. THAT WHY THE WELFARE SYSTEM ALMOST COLLASP.

Anonymous said...

Hey, you and your Chinifer Maniston is a Media whores. Not Angie. ugly jealous bitch

Anonymous said...

LEAVE THEM ALONE, BITCH. GO TAKE CARE YOURSELF. SO JEALOUS TO THE PEOPLE THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.SHAME ON YOU!

Anonymous said...

hey, your mom is dying. why you still here to criticize someone?

Anonymous said...

CHINIFER MANISTON IS THE MOST UGLY STAR OF HOLLYWOOD. HER FAN IS THE MOST UGLIEST PEOPLE. THEY ARE JEALOUS HATERS, CRAZY, BIG MOUTH, MEDIA WHORES , SKANK....

Anonymous said...

I like this dress. It's so cute. I hope Angelina Jolie feel comfortable to wear it.

Anonymous said...

Hope them have a good time to stay in Frace. I love France. Where beautiful country. I love the sandwich. very dilicious.Hope Brad, Angie, and kids enjoy the summer there and welcoming their twin. People shoud leave them alone. It's un-fair to criticizer someone but they don't know who you are? They didn't do any harm to you. I feel shame for you. Brad and Angie's haters.

Anonymous said...

THIS COUNTRY GOT SO MANY HATE, JEALOUS, EVIL PEOPLE. THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO FORGIVE, LOVE EACH OTHER, AND RESPECT PEOPLE. BIG COUNTRY GOT SMALL BRAIN HATERS. JEALOUS.

Anonymous said...

Aaaaand...
Once again the LOONS do not understand:
How not to involve JA
Simple 4th grade spelling, grammar or punctuation
The definition of a fanatic lunatic.
But then again, what do we expect from the LOONS. They looks like crap and their careers are over. Hopefully France will make them citizens, impose a media ban and keep the whole circus under the tent for good. Bye Bye HoDuh.

Anonymous said...

OMG! Who is the Angeloonie invading this non Troll blog? It needs Hooked on Phonics for sure & some heavy duty MEDS.

I blame the Media & most blogs for the brangelina Sensation. There is no need to worship these two. They are disgusting, Narcisstic types.

and btw, wtf? does J.A have to do with this? I'm sure she's devistated that some retard on a blog hates her.

Let it go already-

Anonymous said...

The loonis and Angelina have a lot in common. Ignorance of the real world, a lack of education, and general stupidity. It is obvious that her fan base is made up of people who have no sense. Probably, a lot of 3rd world misceants from Africa and Asia worshipping the great white couple that deings to speak of thier sad pathetic little lives.

Anonymous said...

jealous haters. go away.

Anonymous said...

hey, Chinnifer Maniston 's fan. You all die early because too much jealous to Brad and Angelina Jolie.

Anonymous said...

chinnifer maniston 's fan. you are skanks

Anonymous said...

ALL CHINNIFER MANISTON'S FAN GO TO HELL BECAUSE OF JEALOUS.

Anonymous said...

STUPPID HATERS , DIE EARLY.

Anonymous said...

Most comments is full of jealous and hate. Their brain is full of shit.

Anonymous said...

ANGELINA JOLIE'S HATERS BRAIN IS SMALL LIKE A SESAME SEED. THEY ALL STUPPID AND MEAN.

Anonymous said...

ANGIE'S HATERS KISS ASS CHINNIFER MANISTON.