Brad and Angelina hit the red carpet in Cannes. Angelina's not due till August? She'll be the size of the Hindenburg by then.
That dress makes her look like some kind of crazy art project. You know, where some pretentious cock drapes an entire small country in curtains to symbolize man's inhumanity to man or some such bullshit.
Brad and Angie Do the Cannes Red Carpet
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 4:09 PM
Labels: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt
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It's amazing how her ego is even bigger than her belly. She's the most smug human being I've ever seen. This is reminding me of the Cruise/Kidman fiasco. When they split, Tom was out fucking Penelope Cruz and acting like his shit didn't stink for years. In the meantime Kidman was looking the forlorn wounded victim. Now the tables have turned and Kidman can do no wrong, while Tommy is so desperate he's turned to Oprah for resuscitation.
I believe this will have a similar ending, with Anniston struggling for years (is Mayer "the one"? I hope not.) and finally able to shove it back in Angelina's face while Pitt ages five years for every chronological year he's with the succubus.
Body language update; Brad is lookin' not so into it these days. Notice the hand in pocket, upper body leaning away, possibly knee and foot pointing away.
I can't get Away from these TWO! They are Everywhere. Magazines , the News, The Radio. Please tell me they will go away after blob #2 and #3. It's getting to be too much exposure and A.J needs to just STFU already! She's so Narcissistic.
She looks like Bree on Desperate Housewifes!!
And desperate is what she is... Selling out her kids, born, bought or unborn to the papz as if they were nothing but little piggybanks for mommy and daddy.
Im sure shes happy because the rag mags are sending offers of millions to her, so she can pimp out blob 2 and 3. And then she can pretend to give it to charity. Brad has had all the hotness sucked out of him in 3 short years, and it looks like hes wearing a rug...I guess 4 kids and the news of 2 more will cause any guy to lose his hair. I don't think that Jennifer and John are in it for the long haul, I think they are just having some fun. I think Jen is too down to earth to be with John for long.
If Brad wasn't so pathetic you could almost feel sorry for him. A perfect example of not letting people know what you want. Now he's stuck with this succubus and almost a half-dozen kids in just 3 years.
Yeah but Brad wanted kids...
Ut's True. These Two are Everywhere lately. But Why?
They are more known for being child hoarders these days vrs. Credible Movie roles.
Cate Blanchette and many other Celebrities do not pimp their kids or Pregnancies out and I totally Respect them for it.
And about the Comment A.J made regarding how much she Loves being Pregnant unlike most women. Women everywhere should be outraged! Who the Hell does this bitch thnks she is? Seriously! Ms. Jolie thinks far too Highly of Herself. There must someone out there who can help humble her crazy ass.
As for Brad. What a Dumb Shit. lol!
Can't you just read Angie's face? LOOK AT ME! I'M PREGNANT! I'M SOOOO PRETTY! I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU PEONS! WORSHIP ME!
No, she's not really pretty. Just look at that smug smile and those glazed eyes that always give a fixed stare even when she smiles. I don't care what she wears and who she is with - if you put your hands across her face on the picture and separate her eyes from everything else for a moment, you'll see that her smile never goes further than her lips. If the eyes really are the window to the soul, then the view isn't really good.
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