Star Magazine claims Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expecting twin daughters.
“Brad can’t wait — he absolutely adores little girls,” a source said. “And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy.”
Angie loves seeing them excited? How the hell would you know? Bitch never changes expressions. She always has that "my life is so dramatic and important" face stamped on. Like music swells every time she takes a shit.
And I've got to wonder about the all-important balance of the universe. Two girls at once? That's gotta throw everything out of whack right? Three female blobs...not a round number. Angie will need to get pregnant with a fourth bio daughter pretty much immediately. Or maybe they could try the old Bill Cosby trick on one of the new girls...you know, blow really hard into her mouth and get something to sprout.
Brad and Angelina Expecting Two Daughters
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 11:19 AM
Labels: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt
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How will she insult or Hate these priviledged blobs?
I loathe how the Media plays this bitch up as Mother Teresa. Adoptalina is nothing but a Narcisstic Skank who gets off on the thought that the World will worship her.
Brad is a ball-less, coward who obviously can't even produce another pair of balls. lol!
Thats true! Men with low levels of testosterone cannot produce a male child. But & this is a plus, they never go bald either. Cannot stand this family. I hope they stay in France. Do you think they will get chased by the paps into the infamous tunnel too? Hmmm??? I'm not sayin' anything else!
2:27 LMFAO! I hope they Disappear *POOF* I say this , For the SAKE of the KIDS! Blobalina is a total Mental Case and Brad is dumber than a brick. Let Natural selection Happen :)
Re: 2:27 PM I thought the same thing about the tunnel. lol
The tunnel is too good for them. Angelina would love to die that way, to ensure she would be worshipped forever.
LMFAO! Yes. the Tunnel is waaay too good for brangelina. Hem Roid lips wants to BE Princess Diana, the Tunnel thing would just give her, the final wish.
How about they eaten by Tigers :)
Tigers??? Hahahahahaha...I luve it. Bet they'll spit the bitch out....whole.
GREAT NEWS!!! 2 privileged blobs to keep Shiloh company in the closet where they keep her when they take the adopted kids out for some fun!!!
Isn't there a law limiting the number of kids skanks and their p***y-whipped mates can have in one household???
LOVE LOVE LOVE the idea of the tunnel!!
I don't want the Tigers to get sick :( Eating brangelina, would make them Vomit, terribly and die.
Back to the Tunnel Idea~
btw. I know Hoarding Animals is a Felony in most States but what about kids? Especially since brangelina refuses to give up their Hollywood Lifestyle.
What's the diff two more pussies in the house to accompany his and Shiloh's. Zahara, who looks just like Angie, has the second biggest penis after Angie.
Skankalina, does always have that L@@K on her face, like something is stuck up her bony ASS! Except of course, when she is Hanging out with her brother. Yes. the one she makes out with. Crazy bitch!
The tunnel is to easy and quick. I would love to see this bitch suffer a slow and painful demise.
^ 8:03 lol! Can you picture the brangeloonies? they would be more hysterical than Usual. And that's pretty Hysterical. lol! but it would be worth it :)
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