Bill Murray has been fooling us all these years. The actor is not in fact an amiable guy, but rather a wife-beating booze-hound/pot-head sex-addict.
This at least is what his wife Jennifer Butler Murray says he is. And I think she'd know.
Jennifer made the accusations in a divorce filing in Charleston County, South Carolina, and is also seeking a restraining order against Murray, with whom she has four children, all minors.
Ms. Murray alleges that Bill has spent the last 10 years beating on her, cheating on her, boozing and smoking pot. One incident related in the complaint has Bill hitting her in the face and telling her she was lucky he "didn't kill her."
Actually Bill, it sounds like you're lucky she didn't kill you.
In fact, why didn't she kill you? Maybe she should have.
Oh, I see...the pre-nup guarantees that Jennifer gets $7 million in the event of divorce. So she'll get the money then hire someone to kill Bill. Good deal.
Thursday, May 29, 2008