Kid Rock Hits On Janice Dickinson Cindy Crawford

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Kid Rock apparently tried using his dirtbag charms on Cindy Crawford. Don't know if Kid managed to get in her pants or not. I'm hoping not, just for the sake of Cindy's health.

Cindy Crawford would have a great career ahead of her as the new Janice Dickinson if only she weren't such a god damn prude.

Cindy needs to know...when you're old and untalented and no one thinks you're hot anymore, the only way to get attention is to get drunk and throw your legs way up in the air on television. It's just reality.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It wouldn't surprise me if Ciny fucked kid. Her husband runs a few clubs from what I have heard. He is busy fucking the young women he cums across. Cindy is lonely and needs the dick. She looks fab for any age.

Anonymous said...

CRABBIE!! ARE YOU CURRENTLY IN LONDON WITH DD?

Anonymous said...

In the picture it looks like cindy is trying to figure a way to get kid rock to fuck her hard without getting caught.