Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks the Paps Drove Britney Insane

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks Britney Spears' recent mental issues are entirely the fault of the paparazzi and particularly Adnan Ghalib, the photog Britney developed a special relationship with.

"Look at what they've done to Britney," the brilliant Ms. Paltrow said. "The paparazzi and magazines have blood on their hands. They literally made her go insane.

"She's got classic Stockholm Syndrome - she fell in love with a paparazzo and went insane. The photographers and editors of these magazines have such bad karma. It's pretty dark."

You're gonna talk about other people's karma Gwyn? How about your karma after naming your kid Apple? You don't think hanging your progeny with a handle that will cause her to get beaten up all throughout her adolescent years qualifies you for a little karmic retribution?

Actually, I take that back. Looking at your face, it's obvious you already received that little bundle of payback. My bad.