There's a new X-Files movie coming out this summer. I never saw the first one and I never watched the show. Don't know why...just never did.
Anyhoo, whenever there's a geek movie like this out, you always have the months of build-up featuring leaks of pictures and plot spoilers and all the rest. Savvy marketers know how to take advantage of this by allowing a trickle of material to get out. The X-Files people have, for example, released this still of star David Duchovny.
While most geeks spend their time trying to glean plot info from the stuff in the picture, Crabbie is busy focusing on Duchovny's hair. Wow...Propecia City. Between that and the paunch, I don't think it's a stretch to say David is in danger of becoming John Travolta 2.0.
Does David fly his own jet now? Does he believe in Xenu and E-Meters and Thetans? Does he let his autistic son sit in front of a TV scarfing Doritoes instead of putting him in a school where he might be helped? Does he sneak off on Friday nights to get his dick sucked behind a hedge?
Friday, April 11, 2008