Charlton Heston is Dead

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Wire story:

Legendary actor, civil rights leader and political activist Charlton Heston passed away today, at the age of 84. He died at his home with Lydia, his wife of 64 years, at his side. Mr. Heston was loved by his two children, Fraser Clarke Heston and Holly Heston Rochell, and his three grandchildren, Jack Alexander Heston, Ridley Rochell and Charlie Rochell.

Family statement:

To his loving friends, colleagues and fans, we appreciate your heartfelt prayers and support. Charlton Heston was seen by the world as larger than life. He was known for his chiseled jaw, broad shoulders and resonating voice, and, of course, for the roles he played. Indeed, he committed himself to every role with passion, and pursued every cause with unmatched enthusiasm and integrity.

We knew him as an adoring husband, a kind and devoted father, and a gentle grandfather, with an infectious sense of humor. He served these far greater roles with tremendous faith, courage and dignity. He loved deeply, and he was deeply loved.

No one could ask for a fuller life than his. No man could have given more to his family, to his profession, and to his country. In his own words, "I have lived such a wonderful life! I've lived enough for two people."


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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

maybe he should have died 30 years earlier, when he was still a great man, instead of a senile, war supporting, gun toting bed pisser.

Well, at least we can take away his guns from his cold, dead hands now.

Anonymous said...

1:26 your statement is fucking awesome and I feel the exact same way. All I can add is good riddance.

Bada Bing Crosby said...

Lemme guess: You two must be "compassionate" liberals. Rest well, Omega Man.

Anonymous said...

You first two jokers ever march for civil rights? Didn't think so....

Try acting for a living and turning in memorable roles if you think you can do it, Charlton Heston did.

Anonymous said...

Charlton Heston was a dick. Now, he's a dead dick. Only an ass like you would think that the overacting he did in every one of his movies warrants the worshiping that you expect he deserves.

Only an ass answeres his own question.