Avril Lavigne Wants to Start Her Own Magazine. Talk About Irony.

Canadian popster and noted humanitarian Avril Lavigne wants to expand her media empire by starting a magazine.

Of course, because Avril is special, her magazine will be special. It will, according to Avril herself, feature only up-beat stories.

"I would make it completely positive," she explained. "There's so much negativity in the world right now. I'd pick up the big stories, but they'd have to be positive."

Avril is so right about all the negativity in the world. It makes me so sad every time I read a story about the poor people who don't have clean drinking water, and the Katrina people, and all the little kittens stuck in trees and the awful awful wars in those faraway countries where they don't even have Aeropostale and Starbucks.