Nicole Kidman Thinks Renee Zellweger is Too Skinny

Saturday, March 15, 2008


Nicole Kidman thinks Renee Zellweger is too skinny, and has told her Cold Mountain co-star and friend to put on weight or else.

"Nicole was lost for words when she and Renée met up in Los Angeles the Friday before the Oscars for a bite to eat," a source said.

"Although they’re in regular contact by phone it’s been a few months since they got together in person. During that time, Renée’s been working out like a fiend. The muscles around her shoulders are bulging, her arms are veiny and popping with muscle and her clothes hang off her body. She doesn’t have an ounce of fat on her.

"Nicole was so concerned that she ordered on Renée’s behalf, telling the waiter to bring a cheeseburger with fries - even though Renée had just ordered a salad for herself."

Kidman is convinced that Renee's insanity about her weight is affecting her love-life.

"She gives Renée little nudges hinting that she’ll find a boyfriend when she gains some weight," the source said. "Nicole keeps telling Renée: 'Men like woman with a bit of meat on their bones’. Hopefully when she’s a bit more relaxed about her shape, she’ll find a man.”

Nicole - men also like a woman who's capable of moving her facial muscles. Except Keith Urban, apparently.

They also like a woman who doesn't seem like she'd stick a knife between their shoulderblades at the slightest provocation. Renee's crazy, is what I'm trying to say.

Maybe you should have your bodyguard go to work for her as her dietician. If she doesn't eat he beats the crap out of her. If she eats too much he beats the crap out of her. If she just sits there doing nothing, he beats the crap out of her...

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

So Nicole uses botox! most of Hollywood does! and Yes! Renee is waaaay too thin!

Anonymous said...

Maybe we should make some laws against paparazzi who chase movie stars in cars and endanger everyones life including yours and mine! I think Renee looks great and as long as she feels good she should leave well enough alone.

Anonymous said...

Maybe we should make some laws against paparazzi who chase movie stars in cars and endanger everyones life including yours and mine! I think Renee looks great and as long as she feels good she should leave well enough alone.

Anonymous said...

Renee is uglier than a toad that was thrown against a wall.

The earlier paps stop shooting her pics and mags showing them, the better.

Why is that broad famous again?

Can't be the biological accident that she calls her 'face',

Anonymous said...

both are ugly and no one watches their movies so why does the idiotic studios pay them so much?

Anonymous said...

^ that's the million dollar question. They are both considered A-List stars and they make some of the crappiest movies ever. The paps following these two, and the studios paying them astronomical amounts to appear in films, proves that they are so out of touch with the public. These two pinched face freaks are no longer relevant.

Nicole deserves all the bad press and the ugly that her face has become for selling herself to Tom Cruise for 11 years.

Anonymous said...

Anon 4:05 and 4:05 (Double post much?) Umm, what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Anon 5:56- It was just under 10 years, remember? He purposely left her before ten years so she couldn't get at all of his money-- or at least a bigger share.

Anonymous said...

Apparently this picture was NOT of the meeting in question-- no one would think those meathooks of hers were "too skinny".

Anonymous said...

anon 9:18...exactly. Renee' has went thru her fat phase before. She's f'g ugly tho. All squished up all the damn time. WTH? No man is gonna wanna get wit dat, Okay? No way! She's ugly & doesn't seem like a nice person to anyone.

Anonymous said...

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!!!

Anonymous said...

At first glance, I read the head as "Nicole Kidman Thinks Renee Zellweger is Too Shiny." And she IS, Blanche, she IS!

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