Lara Flynn Boyle looks like a bloated corpse. Seriously. I bet you she can't even speak with those lips. She tries to order shit at restaurants and it just sounds like, "Bububuubuububu." Those people she was signing autographs for must've been mortified. They were like, "Wow I got Nicole Kidman's auto...who the fuck is Lara Flynn Boyle?"
Hey Lara...Walter Matthau called. He wants his jowls back.
Lara Flynn Boyle WTF?
Monday, March 31, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 12:59 PM
Labels: Lara Flynn Boyle
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Nicole Kidman? Hell, I thought it was Priscilla Presley!!!
Poor LAIR-a. I just *knew* there was more behind her sudden marriage and move to Texas.. (of all places) And now we know the reason; She's in hiding because her face is melting.
Career over, Lara dear. But you'll be pleased to learn the quack plastic surgeon who fowl'd your face just bought a bigger house in Malibu. Way to go, dildock. BTW, could you slip your old beau, Jack, your surgeon's name. He really needs a breast lift.
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