Priscilla Presley just wanted to look young again. So, she signed up for a special treatment offered by an Argentine doctor, which was supposed to be more effective than Botox.
Unbenownst to Priscilla, the quack cosmetic surgeon's miracle face-smoother was nothing of the sort. It was, in fact, plain old everyday silicone auto lube.
The Argentine doctor...surprise surprise...turned out not to be a doctor at all, but just a gigolo who dreamed up a great scam to fleece rich, stupid Hollywood women. Larry King's wife Shawn and Lionel Richie's ex-wife Diane are reported to have joined Priscilla in shelling out $300-$500 a pop to have car lubricant injected into their faces.
The gigolo Daniel Serrano's fake treatment reportedly led to horrible complications in some of his "patients," including lumps, paralysis and holes opening in faces. Shawn King said the stuff created a lump in her lip that made it hard for her to speak (Larry then tried to buy a whole case of it).
Priscilla herself is reportedly undergoing "corrective surgery" on her face. That guy would have to be the fucking Michelangelo of plastic surgeons to fix that messed-up mush.
I Always Knew Priscilla Presley Was a Big Dumb Lube-Face
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 2:19 PM
Labels: Priscilla Presley, Shawn King
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Sorry...No sympathy for these rich stupid vain women. If you spend all that money having unknown substances injected into your face without checking with the A.M.A, you and your party pals deserve to look like freaks.
I sort of feel bad for these morons but they have all the money in the world...they could have top doctors, right here. In their vain quest for youth they don't do any checking and they end up disfigured. On second thought maybe I don't feel so bad.
While I can personally attest to the fact that aging sucks and it's horrible to lose your looks, I still can't understand why people go to the lengths they do to fight the inevitable; getting old. Nothing but nothing will turn back the hands of time. I'd rather look like the old bag that I do, than look like a freak. Priscilla Presley was once stunningly beautiful. She would have aged well had she just left herself alone. While she doesn't look too bad in this picture, I've seen others of her that are more recent and she looks just terrible. I personally find it much more rewarding to work on making my body trim and fit and being happy rather than getting cheek implants, face lifts and having my lips blown up to ridiculous proportions.
Besides, they should try beef tallow: it's leaves a much smoother finish, and has a delightful aroma. Like French fries.
She still looks better than her daughter.
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