
Britney Spears and Owen Wilson aren't the only ones who get involved in suicide melodramas. Over the weekend, a call was placed to the police saying actress Heather Locklear was about to kill herself. Cops raced over to Heather's place only to find her chipper as could be.
A crank call was suspected for a time, but now it's come out that Heather's shrink actually placed the call. Apparently, Heather had said something that made the shrink think she was about to take an overdose of depression pills. Shrink got punked?
Sounds like Heather needs a new shrink...one that's a little less trigger-happy with the hotline to the cops. I'm sure the police in L.A. have better things to do than watch out for dimbulbs who can't keep track of their medication. Who will chase down Lindsay Lohan if they're all busy making sure Heather Locklear's okay?
Heather Locklear's Shrink Needs a Shrink
Monday, March 10, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 4:59 PM
Labels: Heather Locklear
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4 comments:
What Heather Locklear really needs is a hairbrush. Give one end a good spanking (this pretty much applies to all of Hollywood), and brush the other. I'm getting SO tired of that "fresh out of bed" look of hers.
CapriciousCat
Some how I doubt a highly educated professional Psychiatrist who has a high-level clientele would "misunderstand" what she said. She probably just pulled herself together enough before the police got there to throw them off-- that bitch has definite issues.
Yeah, I have to concur with 10:13....it's much more likely that she just didn't take enough of whatever drug she took.
Crazy chicks give the best sex. I'm just sayin'....
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