National Enquirer editor Barry Levine predicts Angelina Jolie could get as much as $10 million for the first pictures of her new blob.
"It's become big business now," Levine told Page Six. "It's outrageous, they've gotten very sophisticated. The rights are bought up now even before the celeb enters the hospital. They hire extra security so it's impossible to obtain a photo illegally."
Jennifer Lopez recently got $6 million from People for pics of her new twins. And even that whore Christina Aguilera who no one cares about got $1.5 million from the same rag.
"That's where the market is right now," Levine explained. "When I was the editor of Star in LA, we bought photos of Lisa Marie Presley's baby back in 1989 for $100,000, and at the time I thought it was outrageous. Now it's chump change."
Lisa Marie is once again pregnant. This time, her baby pics ought be worth about enough for her to get her car washed and perhaps buy a copy of the magazine that runs them. If anyone actually carries copies of Icky Former Wives of Michael Jackson Weekly.
Of course, Angie will be donating the $10 million from the blob pics to charity. Because nothing gets Angie off more than bestowing gifts upon the unwashed who then come kneel before her in worshipful gratitude.
If you can't make your daddy love you, then you just buy the love of the masses, right Angie? Oh, and have sex with your brother.
Angelina Could Get $10 Million for Her Baby Pics
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 12:19 PM
Labels: Angelina Jolie, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Lisa Marie Presley
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Atta boy, Crabbie. Don't hold back. It's how we love you best.
Mother Angelina Definitely has daddy issues! girl interrupted was her best movie! hmmmmmmm...
The bigger the FREAK show, the bigger the price tag.
Whoa, Shiloh is so cute in this picture. It's too bad she's going to have to grow up and discover her mother is a big phony.
Why pay these two freaks 10 million to see another fish lipped spawn? They have proven that their gene pool isn't genetic lottery material. Shiloh is ugly, the only reason people laud her looks is because she is blonde and blue. The next child will probably look like the bio dad James.
Shiloh seeming to be slow or autistic has already proven that these two are not the lottery of superior genetics that some though. Who wants to see what will just be another blob that doesn't smile, walk, have facial expressions or focus it's eyes for nearly two years?
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