Okay...I realize that headline is a bit misleading. No, Tyra Banks did not shit herself when she hung with Mike Huckabee. It was Huckabee who shit himself. He was like, "God damn, I knew there were some dumb fuckers in this world, but this bitch ought to get a medal."
How dumb is Tyra Banks? Dumb enough to vote for Mike Huckabee.
But now onto the shitting part. Apparently, Tyra is prone to accidents of the ill-timed bowel-voiding type. An account from some reporter for Paper Magazine:
I arranged to do [the interview] backstage at the tents in the w suite. Just when I start getting comfortable and ready, a group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because... ready?... Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change. Now, let's break this down: messing oneself should not happen if you are older that 5 or younger than 90. if it happens and in fact you are older than 5 or younger that 90, then it should be one, single, very unfortunate episode which will bound you to be made fun of forever and you can't complain about it. Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra's people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC fashion week. Hmmmh... could it be that Tyra messed herself before? or just that her entourage is so organized that in case tyra would ever, maybe, possibly mess herself that one time, they have a change of clothes? I don't know...
Look, here's the deal - Tyra Banks is a TV personality. And everyone knows, TV personalities are the most important people on the face of the earth. They're so important that they can't really be expected to bother with little things like shitting in toilets. So I don't know what the big deal is. If Tyra wants to spread a hot steaming mess through her panties, she's Tyra. She's got assistants to take care of it, doesn't she? Okay then.
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I can't stand the bitch and would rather stick needles under my fingernails than defend her, but in all fairness I do recall an early-days episode of ANTM wherein Tyra admitted to suffering from Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Could explain a lot.
Crabs, this Tyra episode speaks to the infantilism foisted by the celebrity class upon the rest of us. They're too simple-minded and petulant to responsibly position their assholes over a toilet in a timely manner. Why should they, when others are there to not only clean up, but worship their crud as artistic output.
And to those who want to bring up Tyra's IBS, or the myriad of diet pills this cow consumes which have the unfortunate anal leakage side effect, I say STFU. This is all about Tyra's coprophilia. So slap a diaper on this dildock and put her in for a long nap, then bring the pillow down ...over...the...face.... We'll call it Sudden Tyra Death Syndrome.
If Tyra's voting for that INBRED TRAILOR PARK TRASH RACIST NAZI HUCK-A-FUCK, than she ought to be EATING shit not just making messes in her panties with it.
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