Forgot to mention yesterday that Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins. The reason I forgot is that I don't give a fuck about Lopez and her shitting little vag-monkeys, but whatever. She had them. So whoopdeedo.
That was an Archie Bunker drop-in, by the way. The whoopdeedo, not the vag-monkey thing.
Oh...Leah Rimini was one of the first people who popped in to congratulate J-Lo. There was a rumor a couple years back that Rimini was helping Lopez become fertile using some kind of Scientology hocus-pocus. Focused thinking or weird alien exercises or I don't know what the fuck. Anyway, whatever Lopez did, it worked (I suspect her fertility secret was fucking someone other than that zombie Marc Anthony but I have no proof). And Rimini wasted no time shoving her ugly mug up in J-Lo's bloated face. If I were Lopez, I'd check to make sure my twins are still there. I wouldn't put it past Rimini to kidnap the kids on behalf of Scientology. Those fuckers are crazy.
Scientology Sends Leah Rimini To Claim The Souls Of Jennifer Lopez's Newborns
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 1:58 PM
Labels: Jennifer Lopez, Leah Rimini
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No sit, another Scientology death in Fla just a couple days ago. This guy was protesting them for a long time, and they rigged a hose from the exhaust pipe of his car into his HOUSE, where they found him on dead his bed and claimed it was a "suicide". WTF?? Who runs a hose from their car into their house to do that? They close the garage with the car running and get behind the wheel. Stupid Scientology fucks.
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