Paul And Heather Argue Over Beatrice's Schooling

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Paul McCartney and his soon-to-be-ex-wife Stumpy McCuntface are reportedly at odds over what kind of schooling their daughter Beatrice should receive.

Stumpy apparently wants Beatrice to be sent to some hoity-toity private school, while Paul thinks private schooling is bad for kids and wants Beatrice to go to public school like his other children.

Of course Paul's other children all hate Stumpy, which is perhaps why she doesn't want Beatrice to go to public school and be like them. She wants at least one person to grow up loving her. Fat chance Stumpy! Beatrice will hate you too because everyone hates you! Even those baby seals you save - if they could, they'd gang up on you and beat you to death with your own plastic limb! Hahahahaha!!!!!!

(source)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Heather may be a manipulative, gold-digging bitch, but I have no sympathy whatsoever for Paul McCartney. He just had to marry himself some young pussy. And this is the end result. Why is it that all these rich old guys convince themselves that these young women really care about them? It's pathetic and so is he. Paul could have married a lovely, age-appropriate woman with similar interests. But he just couldn't muster up the attraction for a woman as old as he. And now, he's joined at the hip with Heather for the rest of his life because of the child they share. Serves him right.

Anonymous said...

Couldn't agree more, anon 11:54.

Anonymous said...

I agree w/ poster # 1 too.

Also, What----the----hell is she wearing in this picture? It is atrocious! A two piece gown made of grandma's old table runner? What self respecting designer would make such a thing?

It looks like something that one of the ladies at this "chav wedding" should be wearing. Seriously these pics are fucking hilarious. 6-10 made me almost Fergie my pants.

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/chav-wedding-p1.php

Anonymous said...

NOW THAT'S FUNNY CRABBIE !

Anonymous said...

As obnoxious as Heather is she doesn't come close to the digusting spawn Paul had with Linda, Stella, a woman who along with her sisters have done nothing but make Heather's worthless life miserable. Those adult brats of his never gave this woman a chance.

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