Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are both apparently still laboring under the illusion that they have a musical career. And both think hot producer Timbaland is the man to help them bring their imagined careers to the next, uh, level.
So, it was in the name of naked self-interest that both skanks attended Timbaland's pre-Grammy party over the weekend. Their individual missions: convince Timbaland to produce their next record. Only problem - they had no idea the other would be there.
Lindsay, upon seeing Paris, screamed, "What the hell is that bitch doing here? I didn't know she was on the list."
Paris's eloquent reply? "Fuck off you bitch."
She forget to call Lindsay "firecrotch." She's slipping.
According to the Daily Mirror, Lindsay and Paris each scrambled to get close to Timbaland, Lindsay climbing over a sofa and Paris hurdling a barrier. Timbaland reportedly gave both desperate twats "a blank stare" before walking off.
And still they will not realize how over they are.
Monday, February 11, 2008