Keira Knightley had a few too many at the Elle Style Awards. You thought she was bad sober. Can you even imagine?
Keira Knightley Is An Angry Drunk
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 9:44 PM
Labels: Keira Knightley
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she is english. isn't she?
and englishmen are known to be total assholes when drunk.
@10:35
I drink my Moet out of hand etched 1940's stem wear. STFU! about drunken, English assholes, already!
Poor Kiera, ah, the burden of being young, rich, famous, talented, and pretty. This cow has no idea how lucky she is. When you factor in that she has never been poor a day in her life, her plight really brings to fore how loathsome this bitch really is.
Hot drunk women are fantastic. Much easier to FUCK.
You’re losing your touch Crabbie. I mean before you were a complete and utter shitty writer and a grade A douche Bag with no real merit to your writings and you pull off the pissed celeb hating blogger who still lives in their mother’s basement. But at least you had that quality going for you for us to laugh at your tomfoolery as well as the asinine group of blogging morons who support you. But now you’re just getting lazy. I mean this is just weak. This isn’t even considered gossip. Just some fat fuck sitting at their computer jealous because the only thing they have to look forward in their life is the unemployment check that people like me are paying for. Quit acting like some self righteous douche bag and go out and get a job you worthless hack.
And Devin. If I were you, I’d just stop posting in general because this last post of yours shows you really have no fucking clue what’s going on in Hollywood. Do you? Honestly do you? No of course. Like most self righteous pompous jack asses who only ASSUME thing gliz and glamour in Hollywood you have no idea what it takes to actually BE in the public lime light 24/7 on how much it takes a toll on a person’s physical and mental well being. I mean honestly can you? Having a camera shoved in your face 24/7 without a moment to your self with paparazzo’s breathing down your neck like a fucking vulture? Of course not. Cause she’s got money so that makes it all better. Learn your facts Kid before you make any more asinine posts. That and your use of the word COW makes no fucking sense (seeing as how COW is used to described FAT people.)
Oh and as for not being poor in a day in her life, see this is where some research comes in handy. I mean you would be correct that is if you didn’t factor in the whole part where when she was a youngster her mother was a struggling playwright and her father Bill Knightly a struggling stage actor who had to work a second job JUST to get by. I mean that means nothing though right? Seriously you asinine little imp, the only loathsome little bitch ass runt here is you. Next time do a little research before you decide to open your stupid punk bitch mouth you ignorant little twit.
Do the world a favor and enroll in a common sense course. Cause you obviously lack the ability to think for yourself with out the aid of hack tabloids and overrated idiotic celebrity bloggers.
It proves that I don't actually care enough about this cow to research her. Obviously, you have a lot of time on your hand and worship the Goddess that is Kiera. How sad you must be to let the mindless babble of a blogger to get you so angry. I think you must be Will Kknightly or Sharman MacDonald one of the cows parents. By the way cow is used to describe anyone.
You obviously confused having a lot to say with anger. That’s ok I expect that from an idiotic blogger.
No what it does prove is that you’re a fucking moron that knows absolutely jack shit about the Celebes that you are hating and that you are one of those loser bloggers with too much time on your hands. Honestly how fucking pathetic can you and crabbie be Devin? I mean talking about celebs that you claim to hate yet for the life of you, you guys can’t stop talking about them? Lol oh man I wouldn’t be talking about having a sad life if I were you because there is nothing more sad than some unemployed 35 year old virgin living in their parent’s basement spending time blogging like crazy on famous people they claim that they can’t stand (I call this closeted jealousy). I mean come on if you are going to insult some one, at least get the facts straight because your insults make no fucking sense. Then again haters never do make any sense. Especially haters who can’t think without the aid of loser bloggers who’s pride and joy is some blogging site.
PS: Cow is used to describe Fat people. You dumb fucks who don’t even know the origin of these words pretty much butchered the meaning. You fail at life Devin. You and your god of mediocre post The “Crabster.” Oh and next time get her last name right while you are at it. Hell get her first name right as well dumb ass.
You need a life in the worst way. How pathetic can you be to actually spend so much of your time championing the cause of starlets?
Anyone who comes to a blog for something profound is a moron and your rant speakes for itself. Pull you head out of your ass.
FYI - cow is a term used in England for a nasty, stupid, and/or promiscuous person usually female, you dumb fuck.
Lol that’s funny coming from someone who spends their time defending a so called “Champion blogger” of the people. I remember one idiot saying that Crabbie was a champion of the internet. How much of a loser are you to defend a so called “Champion” hell at least I am getting kicks out of insulting crabbie and his idiotic mediocre fan base. Also I’m not campaigning the cause of starlets. More less insulting bloggers and other idiots who think they have are making a cause when in reality they are doing the same god damn thing like every idiot blogger with a computer can do. It’s not really that hard to write a mediocre post followed by a stupid pun. Honestly I’d like to see Crabbie’s take a making a movie. I’m sure it will suck.
Anyone who actually supports idiotic forum bloggers thinking that their “cause” is actually going to accomplish something has to be a grade A dumb ass. I’m obviously refering to you. Maybe if you weren’t knee deep in the worship of hack generic writers who thinks they are original because they talk against “Hollywood” you might see that you simpletons aren’t as original as you thought and you are following the same trend every idiot blogger out there is following.
Hey there are celebrities I don’t like either however They are at least accomplishing something in their lifetime. What are people you and crabbie accomplishing? A whole new lever of loser behavior as well as another internet dumb ass geek trend? Hey far be it from me to tell and you and the owner of this hack pathetic website how to live your mundane existence.
FYI- Cow is originally a slang term to describe Fat people. Look it up fool. You dumb fucks only butchered the meaning of the word thinking it’s cool. If anyone here needs a life it’s you Devin. But nah dude. I’m mistaken. You’re real bad ass bro. I’m so scared of you and the internet bad ass Crabbie.
You’re nothing more than a peon in life. Why don’t you and crabbie do the world a favor and stop waisting good air for people who deserve it.
Ha! Ha! Ha!You're still an ass who has lost control and Kiera is still a cow. There would be so much more air for the rest of us if you would just die. These rants prove that you are vile and worthless. I get a thrill out of you making an ass of yourself.
OH Devin Devin Devin. I guess you still haven’t crossed the finish line yet have you? No I wouldn’t expect a Fan of “The Crabster” to actually KNOW when their ass is getting played like a guitar. See the problem Is that you’re an unoriginal little idiot who doesn’t even understand the basics of real life. I mean you probably spend more time reading other hack mundane bloggers who just go on and on about how they hate celebrities yet they really don’t say anything. You familiar with the people who talks a l trash but in real have nothing useful to say? See you fall under that category of those simpletons who just rehash the same bullshit they’ve been using in other people’s blogs because you are too much of a moron to say something that’s at least quasi witty. I mean just now you rehashed something I’VE said in your own little pathetic post. I mean you do realized that so far you’ve been replying to everything I’VE said right? Now you’re probably going to come back with this “No you’ve been replying to ME dumb ass” because you probably can’t think of anything better to say but seriously if I am such a loser and what not, what does that make you responding to me? You really aren’t brimming to the top with intelligence supporting a blogger who’s just as pathetic as you Kid.
Also for the record, my posts aren’t worthless. Well at least not to you since you feel the need to respond to me. But you go ahead and dance for me monkey boy. You’ve already proved my theory that you’re a pathetic jealous hack. So you go ahead and keep trying Jeffe.
Seriously. I’m still waiting.
PS. if you are going to insult some one. Spell their names right you dumb ass.
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