Memo to magazine publishers: stop with the "homage" photoshoots already. And seriously - Jessica Alba? As Janet Leigh in Psycho?
Look at that picture - are you convinced Jessica is really terrified? She looks like a dog with her mouth open waiting for a treat. There's nothing going on behind Jessica's eyes - she's devoid of anything real or human. All she can do is pose and mimic and engage in shallow play-acting.
There's more of this shit here. Alba also apes Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby and Drew Barrymore in Scream. These pictures were originally done by a magazine called Latina. But I thought Alba didn't want to be Latina. She's embracing her ethnicity now? When is she going to embrace the fact that she's a useless no-talent twat and just go away?
Jessica Alba Profanes The Good Name Of Janet Leigh
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 4:15 PM
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that is not 'terrified' but 'surprise: the water is ice cold'.
she sucks.
If these so-called "actresses" need to suck off of the talent and grace of these truly esteemed actresses, they need to find a new "schtick." I'm sorry, but if anyone buys this, they are missing out on the real deal.
It just goes to show you how lacking these modern actresses are now a days. They are hired for their bodies, and they don't even have to be able to act, dance, sing or improvise like the actresses of the past generations.
Alba looks like she is attempting to scream "like a super model", and not distort her features. I guess it's hard to attempt to show emotion and 'look pretty' at the same time. Acting is dirty business and these Barbie dolls have no business even attempting to fill the photo of the actresses of previous generations.
You've said it all, anon 8:51.
and which actresses were better than today's?
Goldie Hawn? Always playing herself.
MM? always the same stuff.
Jane Mansfield?
Greta Garbo? maybe
Past actors and actresses weren't better than today's.
(btw, name one actor besides Johnny Depp who is really an actor)
Jessica and the other Barbie Doll actresses suck. Come on Cary Grant, Joan Crawford, Humphrey Bogart and Katherine Hepburn played the same character in practically every movie.
Some really good actors besides Johnny Depp are Daniel Day-Lewis, Javier Bardem, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Cillian Murphy, Don Cheadle and to some extent Christian Bale.
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