Contrary to rumor, Jason Lewis is not fucking Jennifer Aniston. And this is coming directly from Jason Lewis, who says he has never even met Jennifer.
"That's a big rumour," Lewis says. "I imagine she's a lovely woman. I never met her.
"[The rumor source is] probably one of my friends crank-calling somebody."
No Jason - the rumor source is Jennifer. She called some friend of hers at some magazine and had them start it. But now you've debunked it, so she'll have to start a new rumor about someone else.Oh wait, she already has - Aaron Eckhart. Sure Jen, you're screwing him now. And next you'll be riding Viggo Mortensen. This woman is a pathetic pathological liar who will never get over being dumped by Brad. She will wind up as some sad old nursing-home lady in a threadbare sweater who spends her days playing checkers with herself.
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Viggo...drool...
OH Crabbie...Jen is much to wealthy for a thread bare sweater...it would definately be Cashmere.
No matter how much smack anyone ever talks on Jennifer Aniston, she will always have one bragging point that she can lord over all humanity. She got to get fucked repeatedly by Brad Pitt during his ridiculously, unfathomably hot PRIME.
And you, me, and Angelina didn't.
Re: 8:51 PM And not only that, Aniston was his WIFE. That's something that Skankelina will never be able to brag about.
Sucks for Angie that so many people are rooting for them to fail. If I were her I wouldn't want to get married to Brad either so I could save some face when he inevitebly left me for a younger, hotter chick. I mean, he's already shown that it's just about impossible for him to wrap a movie without sticking it in his female lead. And Angie has a few truckloads of karma trying to run her down as far as that subject goes.
Sorry Crabbie, but Jen's rep denied this rumor two month's ago. I beleive you just described Angelina's future when Brad dumps her. And yes, Jen had Brad at his best and it's been all downhill for him since he has been with Angelina.
I think J.A will end up like Salma H. Pregnant one day and then you'll find out who she's been dating. I think a lot of us non Angeloonies want to see J.A happy , respected & treated right.
I like J.A because she is not a slutty skank who hoards orphans & expects ppl to forget her wretched past of making out with her own brother & playing Gia for real!
At least J.A is NOT a poser-
I believe the media started that rumor, along with quite a few other ones...I love you crabbie, but I have to disagree on this one..I don't think Jen cares one way or another about Brad or Angelina anymore. I hope she finds happiness and love...when she does Im sure she will announce it herself.
Good body for her age. Absolutely no talent. As long as she fucks and sucks and no chit chat, she scores a "B".
Seriously, I could noyt STAND her on Friends. However, the depth of my contempt and disgust for Brangelina has made me her ally. Good for her, I hope she finds the next hot, not beaten-down bullshit adoptalina sucking stud who understands that marriage is NOT to be taken lightly. Brad and Angelina should be fried in a skillet and banned from breathing, let alone raising and having children. Forget JA, they are scummy fuckbags who should be eliminated from breathing our air.
I hope Anniston has better taste than to fuck the Lewis creep. This picture of him screams Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
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