Heather Mills is set to represent herself at a hearing in her gazillion-dollar divorce case against Paul McCartney. This is not simply a matter of insanity for Mills...the sad fact is that Heather was dropped by her legal team because her yappy mouth kept hurting her case, and now she owes so many banks money that she is unable to retain counsel.
Couldn't have happened to a better person, I say.
Has there ever been a case in history where a divorce was settled by the woman being guillotined? Oh, I'm sure that happened a lot back in the old days. Who the hell needs courts when you've got a giant head-slicing machine? Set that fucker up in the square and let it drop.
Tuesday, February 05, 2008