We no longer have to despise Dakota Fanning for vaguely defined, probably irrational reasons - now there's a good, solid, concrete reason for hating the little bitch's guts.
It comes to us from Crazy Days and Nights - a story about the "real reason" Dakota didn't want to shave her head for a role in a movie (she has since dropped out of the project). I quote:
The film is My Sister's Keeper which is based on a 2004 novel of the same name about a sister who sues her parents to stop them from using her as a genetic guinea pig for her sister who has leukemia.
In preparation for the role, Dakota went to a hospital with the director Nick Cassavetes to see child cancer patients. In a room filled with patients, Dakota in a very loud voice said something along the lines of, "there is no way I will ever shave my head and look like these kids." Every kid in the room heard what she said. Since that day Nick Cassavetes can almost always be seen wearing a shirt that says FDF. The DF stands for Dakota Fanning. I will let you guess what the other F stands for.
Nick better be careful - someone might misinterpret the first "F" and bring him up on pedo charges.
Why does it make me so happy to realize that Dakota is such a flaming little bitch? Is it merely the intense satisfaction that always attends the confirmation of one's instincts? Or am I just glad to have someone new to rip, given how tired I am of bashing Angelina, Tom, Keira and the rest?
All I can says is...thank you Dakota Fanning. Thank you for being an entitled little shit who cares nothing about the feelings of cancer victims. Are you sure you're not Tyra Banks' illegitimate daughter, by the way? It wouldn't surprise me if you were.
I wonder if Jane Fonda was thinking of Dakota when she had her little profane moment on the Today Show the other day...
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10 comments:
i dont know if this is true, but she dosent need to shave the head anyway... theres a lot of "especialeffects, make up etc nowdays, look the woman with cancer in desperate housewifes !
I think the f stands for fuck.
take note parents: this is why u dont sell ur children into showbusiness
Apparently Abigail Breslin now has the role. I hope the movie is great, Abigail wins an Oscar, and in her acceptance speech she says "...and I want to thank Dakota Fanning for being a selfish little cunt."
OMG! firstly, i am SO HAPPY that they are making a movie based on the AMAZING book My Sister's Keeper..i read the book last year and have to say that it is definitely one of the best books ive ever laid my eyes on...simply beautiful..but one thing is for sure, i hope they capture that magic in the movie..awesome..i reccomend this book HIGHLY..people, read it! its truly amazing
Dakota is destined to follow in ghe paths of such great Hollywood legends like Drew Barrymore, Tatum O'Neill, and her closest contemporary Lindsay Lohan. Her future is bright for sex scandals and tabloid fodder.
Dakota's comment sounds like it was taken right out of the mouth of little Blohan. Similar mind sets, anyway.
Does she demand that homeless people spill drinks on themselves for donations too?
*(one of Paris Hilton's previous pass times a few years back)
If this story is indeed true- she is a vile, selfish little creature and she still has so much deeper to sink into the bile of human indecency. A few more years she will have graduated to the level of a total sociopath.
I have worked with volunteers who work with those precious, and courageous children who have cancer at M.D. Anderson Cancer Hospital and I can tell you what I would like to do to her hair!
Nope, nope, nope. Not true. She never said those things. She didn't back out of the film because of that--It had nothing to do with shaving her head, which she wouldn't have to do because they would have used a skull cap on her. It had to do with something else entirely.
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