Carmen Electra Has Fish-lips

Wednesday, February 06, 2008


Carmen Electra has gone the Meg Ryan/Lindsay Lohan route by getting her lips injected. She wanted to give her boyfriends a bigger target.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those big fat lips feel better against the ============D

misstiajournal said...

isn't she still dating Joan Jett on the DL?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Joan Jett will enjoy those over-inflated love doll lips nibblin' her stanky couch, but Carmen, let me tell you what the rest of us think: You're a rapidly aging playboy has-been with ugly, unnatural tits. You were never able to parley your meager notoriety into any kind of sustaining career. You whored around with drug addicts, size-queened a legally retarded ex-athelete, married an eye-lining gay guy, and became a lesbo. Now comes this most ridiculous of surgeries, the perfect way to underscore your profound lack of talent, abundant insecurities and innate stupidity. Let me tell you how it ends for a dildock like you: Joan splits for a younger dyke, you grow mordantly fat like your Mom, you become an animal rights activist, spend a few years in and out of the psych ward, then the inevitable pain killer O.D. on the soiled bed you hadn't moved from in eight months. Your pets eat your corpse, petrified implants and all, yuck. The world will yawn.

Anonymous said...

4:57 I think the word is spelled "cooch"

Anonymous said...

Duly noted, never had to write that word before, and now I'll never stop.

Anonymous said...

Re: 4:57 LOL!

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