Britney Spears's parents filed a report with Los Angeles police after discovering numerous "valuable" objects had gone missing from Britney's Beverly Hills home.
Lynne and Jamie, who just got done convincing the court to place Britney under Jamie's conservatorship while slapping a restraining order on her "manager" Sam Lutfi, believe the items were stolen after Britney was hauled off by the men in the white coats several days ago.
Police are currently processing the report. At this point, the LAPD might want to consider starting a special Britney Spears unit, given all the time they spend dealing with her shit.
By the way, who else thinks Sam Lutfi broke into the house and stole the stuff? He's probably in Mexico by now.
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Britney's House Robbed
Saturday, February 02, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 7:08 PM
Labels: Britney Spears, Jamie Spears, Lynne Spears, Sam Lutfi
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The picture is just too fuckin funny.
Crabs, there was no robbery. This was a coordinated house "scrubbing" frantically ordered from Brit's padded room and carried out by low-life Sam. What did Britney want to remove before Mom and Dad started poking around? It wasn't her crappy, double-wide-worthy knick-knacks, but the stuff of which craziness is made. That's right, Crabs, all her crystal meth, her precious pipe collection, and all the other shit it takes to get Britney high. But that's not all. As I'm sure you know Crabs, the main reason these didocks take meth is the wonderful side-effect of increased libido and heightened sexual compulsion. Simply put, Britney is a sex maniac with all the paraphernalia and apparatus that comes with being a modern Hollywood nympho. All that good stuff, including the dildoed swing, had to go. Alas.
Britney isn't organically crazy, as you suggested all along, Crabs. She's just a pathetic addict, not unlike most of Hollywood. And for those of us who despise celebrities and the stupid things they do, crystal methamphetamine is the answer to our prayers. Somebody say amen.
This is going to sound like one of the stupidest comments ever made, but here it is:
Is Lufti really so bad?
Everyone acts like anyone who hangs with Brit is suspect, but, come on, people DO hang with each other,it's human nature!! Brit has to hang with SOMEONE, and she's not to everyone's taste.
Maybe Lufti is a bad'un but maybe he's no worse than anyone else she could befriend. Or maybe he's the biggest manipulator going........no, wait, that would be Angelina Jolie.
You're right 1:34, your moronic comments are stupid, but not without merit in this respect: Lutfi is Britney's meth supplier and pipe buddy, so I guess you could say anyone who hastens her demise isn't all bad.
Sam Lutfi didn't have to "break in". He was, for all intents and purposes living there. He had his own room, and most certainly had his own set of house keys.
Brit's parents are apparently alledging that while everyone (Britney's family and staff members) were with her at UCLA that first night/early morning-- that after Sam was effectively "banished" from the hospital, he simply went "home" and packed up whatever he wanted.
Including, of course, those items which might be considered "sensitive" or "embarrassing"-- ie; useful to extort Britney in the future when good old Sam needs cash.
Of course, this was before they had a court order and had obtained authority to act as conservator for Britney's estate. Sam was perfectly within his rights --at that time-- to return to Brit's house.
Hindsight is of course, 20/20... but I'm sure the folks are kicking themselves for not bringing in some type of security to watch the house in everyone's absence.
Oh well. Next time, next time.
It sounds like Britney had not allowed her parents in her house for quite some time. How do they know was was "missing?" or not? Did they have an inventory list or something? Britney could have given items away, or simply gotten rid of them. This is strange.
No, Sam has no right to take anything from Brit's house without her permission. Just because he was living there does not mean he can take things. If I am a guest in someone's house, I can't just help myself to his personal possessions. Sam is shady and a proven deranged lunatic. He attached himself to Britney at her most weakest mental/emotional moment. Don't forget she cast her family out of her life this time last year and then Sam mysteriously came into her life sometime in the Summer. He is a con man and has multiple restraining orders against him.
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