Ashlee Simpson may soon become Ashlee Blimpson, as in big huge pregnant blimpson.
Yes, Pete Wentz has allegedly knocked up Ashlee Simpson. This is shocking to me, as I was always under the impression monkeys were not able to mate with humans.
Pete is also rumored to be engaged to Ashlee. This is all part of Papa Joe's plan for world domination I'm sure. It's a stupid plan, but he believes in it.
Who will be sadder, I wonder, the day Ashlee and Pete wed: Papa Joe or Perez Hilton? Eh, Perez probably won't care...he's thrown away his Pete Wentz scrapbook, and now wanks exclusively to his Jonas Brothers scrapbook.
It honestly looks to me like Ashlee has had more work done. With each passing day she more resembles Heidi Montag. And that, my friends, is a sad thing.
Ashlee Simpson Possibly Knocked Up, Possibly Engaged, Definitely Ugly And Worthless
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 12:55 PM
Labels: Ashlee Simpson, Heidi Montag, Joe Simpson, Jonas Brothers, Perez Hilton, Pete Wentz
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5 comments:
Is she trying to look like him?
She's DEF had more work done. Looks like a chin implant to me... among other things.
And you're right. She's looking more like Heidi-hoe every day!
Asslee prefers anal, how did she get pregnant? He must have double dipped her.
John Mayer and Jessica tried anal and Jessica shit all over the bed in the hotel.
U got that right! ASSlee is worthless & ugly!
All the plastic surgery in the world can't give ASSlee & her tranny sister looks , a brain or talent!
Ashley has had some work done, but Pete is the one who really needs it. Before she marries him she needs to do a future time lapse photo of 10 to 20 years.
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