Amy Winehouse, as part of her ongoing effort to recover from drug addiction, has moved into Ozzy Osbourne's guest house.
Let me repeat that...Amy Winehouse, as part of her ongoing effort to recover from drug addiction, has moved into Ozzy Osbourne's guest house.
Ideas that were slightly less stupid than Amy Winehouse moving in with Ozzy Osbourne:
- Guy who designed the Hindenburg deciding it would be a great idea to paint it with flammable materials.
- The Japanese thinking it would be a hoot to attack Pearl Harbor.
- George Bush believing his intelligence people when they said there were WMDs in Iraq.
- Steve Irwin deciding to fuck with that stingray.
- Abe Lincoln choosing going to the theater over staying at home and banging the wife.
- Lizzie Borden's folks leaving the axe lying around.
- Britney's mom not locking the liquor cabinet.
- Heath Ledger deciding it would be okay to have that one last sleeping pill.
Nah, I kid...I'm sure Amy will be fine in Ozzy's guest house. She and Kelly can stay up all night watching music videos and painting each other's nails. And Ozzy can peek through the windows at them and jerk himself.
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2 comments:
I read a rock singer's blog, her last blog said she went to a famous surgeon for surgery on her vocal cords and she saw Ozzy and Sharon in the office when she got there for her consultation. The office is in the US. I don't get Amy moving in if Ozzy is recovering from surgery, or about to be.
Hey Annon. Gimme the link to this blog. Sounds interesting.
On that note, your list is hillarious Crabbie.
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