More Staged Britney Nonsense

Tuesday, January 29, 2008


Tonight we bring you another episode of Britney Spears: Ride the Crazy Train. In the latest installment, Britney has a confrontation with her manager Sam Lutfi. A distraught Brit calls boyfriend Adnan Ghalib to come over straight away and rescue her from the enraged Sam. But Sam tells the security guards to keep Adnan out. And someone calls the LAPD to keep back all the paps trying to get a picture of the mayhem!

Adnan's photo agency releases a statement explaining his role in the tomfoolery:


Adnan did not try to break into Britney’s house. Anyone who claims that to be the case has been severely misinformed.

The truth is that Sam Lutfi started an argument with Britney and the two ended up in a screaming fight. Sam continued to verbally abuse Britney as she sat barefoot on the curb at her Summit home crying holding her dog London.

Britney called Adnan for help and he heard the distress in her voice and drove to the Summit immediately. While outside the gates he was denied access as Sam Lutfi had informed the guards that he was not allowed entry. When Adnan then tried to call Britney it seems that Sam had turned all of her cell phones off.


Oh my God...what will happen next?

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

One of the obvious indicators that she's truly bonkers (and not just faking it) is the fact that she's always running around half naked. Even at night and in the dead of winter!
This might be "sunny Los Angeles", but ain't the tropics! It's been farkin' cold as a witch's tit here lately.

Anonymous said...

Britney needs to get a restraining order against Lufti.

He is a known psycho.


I am not sure if she will kill herself or if he is killing her. At the moment its 50:50.

Anonymous said...

Oh the drama!! These people have the emotion maturity of 12 year olds. It's so sad that they always have an attentive audience swarming around. Why is she still relevent? Britney is a has been and needs to just fade away.

Danny said...

Can we get some kinda Britney dead pool going here? Everybody picks one day in the coming month - if she makes it past Feb, we start again in March.
Winning entry could maybe be guest-blogger for a day at Crabbie's.

Just a thought.
I claim Feb 4th (cause it's my mom's bday).