Here's an old Scientology recruitment video someone filmed playing on their TV. Bad quality but one gets the gist.
“If you leave this room after seeing this film," says the narrator, "and walk out and never mention Scientology again, you are perfectly free to do so.
“It would be stupid, but you can do it. You can also dive off a bridge or blow your brains out - that is your choice.
“But, if you ... continue with Scientology, we will be very happy with you – and you will be very happy with you.”That's their pitch. "It would be stupid, but you can do it." And they want to be taken seriously?
Speaking of people you can't take seriously...Anne Archer and Kirstie Alley are in this video. Both claim they would be dead if not for Scientology.
Damn you Scientology!
And, most horrifying of all? The bug-eyed black guy from Ice Pirates is a Scientologist.
I'll never believe in anything again.