More Scientology Wackiness

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

video

Here's an old Scientology recruitment video someone filmed playing on their TV. Bad quality but one gets the gist.

“If you leave this room after seeing this film," says the narrator, "and walk out and never mention Scientology again, you are perfectly free to do so.

“It would be stupid, but you can do it. You can also dive off a bridge or blow your brains out - that is your choice.

“But, if you ... continue with Scientology, we will be very happy with you – and you will be very happy with you.”

That's their pitch. "It would be stupid, but you can do it." And they want to be taken seriously?

Speaking of people you can't take seriously...Anne Archer and Kirstie Alley are in this video. Both claim they would be dead if not for Scientology.

Damn you Scientology!

And, most horrifying of all? The bug-eyed black guy from Ice Pirates is a Scientologist.

I'll never believe in anything again.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG I feel something inside me telling me ... to obey.
...
wait
*gag*

No I just had to puke - such a lameass video - and the camerman - zooming in and out as if he had a seizure --- well a million-dollar business company can't afford to take a good brainwashing video.

Anonymous said...

Go to youtube and watch a spoof done of the video by Jerry O'Donnell. He nails it and T.C perfectly.

Anonymous said...

This video may be old, but I doubt that their recruitment methods have changed much. How, how, how could any thinking person get drawn into that shit? It is a mystery to me. This cult isn't even sophisticated in their approach. And to think that people pay good money to be a part of all that weirdness is another mystery to me.

annie a. said...

Shit!! We would WANT Tom Cruise's personality traits???