Michael Jackson's Kids Will Haunt My Nightmares Forever

Thursday, January 31, 2008


Michael Jackson let his kids Paris and Prince Michael take their masks off while they were in Vegas.

Michael - put the damn masks back on those kids!

To those of you who think Dirty Disher never makes fun of kids, I quote, "The boy looks like a 40-year-old serial killer." She said that to me earlier. She will deny it, but whatever.

Michael of course left his own mask on. That's because he has no face.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha ha Dishy said that? well the boy does look like he is from the mountains or something. LOL

Anonymous said...

Well...now we know they're definately turkey baster children, cause there aint one drop of black blood between the two of them. Of course Michael, child molesting idiot that he is, probably thinks that because he's had his own skin bleached, no one will know the difference. Well Michael...you can't bleach your DNA and if these were really your children they'd be a bit more chocolate in color.

devin said...

Now we know why he has been hiding them behind masks.

Anonymous said...

I am sure they are his 'real' children.

Yes, their are a little bit white, but you have to start the bleaching early, if you want to get the best results.

And their noses and faces? I am sure that Daddy has the best surgeons on his disposal to make the kids look like he wants them.

brett said...

Uhhh...who is the boy and who is the girl? Can someone help?

misstiajournal said...

that boy isn't posed or standing like a 'normal' boy would...he looks like he's traumatized--shell shocked....seriously...what little boy stands like that with their hands in their pockets like that?? it doesn't look right...i get a creepy feeling looking at him...something is wrong in his life....oh wait, michael jackson is his father! RUN LITTLE BOY RUN!!

the girl looks like she will be a major rebel in a few years...i bet she's secretly plotting on a book deal NOW....

nicky nicardo said...

Imagine how f'd up those poor kids are already.
Their bio-mom *sold* them for millions to a wealthy, face-less, freakish pedophile.
They've spent their formative years abroad and as the occasional houseguests of various billionaires, along with a tyrannical nanny as a mother figure and a "Daddy" who is reclusive, nocturnal and generally loaded on pills or alcohol or both.

Even when they were permitted the minor luxury of a trip to a shopping mall or a zoo--they were mysteriously shrouded in veils and scarves, and the excursions always resulted in a media circus, with the crush of dozens of paparazzi attempting to snap photos of them that would reveal their features.

Gee, must be some life.

At the very least, Michael's stopped bleaching their hair. I'll never forget those shocking images of the kids as small tots, with straw-colored hair with dark-root regrowth visible through and around the head-coverings.

I hope they *DO* get book deals... "blanket" included. They're going to need the cash to pay for their intensive psycho-therapy.

Anonymous said...

@misstiajournal

the pose is perfectly normal for a boy.

Look around schools, playgrounds, whereever the useless younglings are gathering, you'll see some of them having their hands in their pockets.

It is just convinient. You don't have to think where to put them or be afraid that you look stupid. Just put them in your jackets pockets.

Anonymous said...

Crabs, I can't help but feel the torch of stupidity has been passed to the next generation of psychotic celebrity dill-docks. Suri the Scientologist, Britney's trailer bastards, Brad & Angie's multi-cultural accessories and these heinous little monsters. Will anyone please second my resolution to spay or neuter all celebrities so the madness ends here?

Anonymous said...

And the absolute prohibition of celebrities to adopt, especially inter-ethnically. I second the motion.

dirtydisher said...

YOU SUCK!

Anonymous said...

OK, I've seen enough, put the veils back on. Kinda wish Daddy had dropped this spawn off the balcony that day.

Anonymous said...

you guys are so mean.
what did michael jackson OR his kids ever do to you?
all of you people need to fucking go to hell.
his kids are adorable and there is really, nothing wrong with them.

you are the kind of people who will never go anywhere in life. fuck you all

Anonymous said...

you are such IDIOTS. Leave Michael Jackson ALONE. Jesus christ. Michael Jackson is way better than all of you put together. You're not worth the rubbish under his shoe

Anonymous said...

allright seriously fuck off his kids didnt do shit to you and neither did he so get your fucking story straight b4 you start accusing him off anything theres 2 sides to every story.

R.I.P michael jackson

Anonymous said...

Bless,
I hope your angst passes, it must hurt