Dr. Phil is on a mission to save Britney Spears from herself...but who will save Britney from Dr. Phil?
The facts: Dr. Phil was asked by Britney's idiot parents to visit her at Cedars-Sinai while she was undergoing a psych evaluation. For some reason, the Cedars-Sinai staff let Dr. Phil waltz right on in to Britney's room. And the psycho pop-tart's reaction? She fled. Phil waited and Britney came back. The bald TV shrink then tried working on Britney, but she was less-than-attentive. She eventually left the hospital with Phil trailing several feet behind her, trying to make it look like they were together. And those reports of Britney agreeing to appear on Phil's show? Bullshit. The only ones Phil bagged for his show are Britney's stupid mom and dad. Apparently, Jamie Spears is a huge admirer of Dr. Phil, and has even referred to Phil as "a God."
Oh man...and you wonder where Britney gets her insanity from. She never had a chance, people. Never...had...a chance.
Sunday, January 06, 2008