Dr. Phil is on a mission to save Britney Spears from herself...but who will save Britney from Dr. Phil?
The facts: Dr. Phil was asked by Britney's idiot parents to visit her at Cedars-Sinai while she was undergoing a psych evaluation. For some reason, the Cedars-Sinai staff let Dr. Phil waltz right on in to Britney's room. And the psycho pop-tart's reaction? She fled. Phil waited and Britney came back. The bald TV shrink then tried working on Britney, but she was less-than-attentive. She eventually left the hospital with Phil trailing several feet behind her, trying to make it look like they were together. And those reports of Britney agreeing to appear on Phil's show? Bullshit. The only ones Phil bagged for his show are Britney's stupid mom and dad. Apparently, Jamie Spears is a huge admirer of Dr. Phil, and has even referred to Phil as "a God."
Oh man...and you wonder where Britney gets her insanity from. She never had a chance, people. Never...had...a chance.
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Dr. Phil Blown Off By Britney
Sunday, January 06, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 9:43 AM
Labels: Britney Spears, Dr. Phil
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"Doctor" Phil is the archetypal parasite. I think we should be encouraging this relationship: think of the possibilities! I'm envisioning an on-screen intervention involving the Spears family, Jonathon Edwards contacting Britney's great-great-grandparents, and Richard Simmons trying to make her cry about her fat thighs. And feeding Star Jones some peanut butter cookies.
Maybe invite Liza-with-a-Z along for the ride.
11:53 you forgot Kim K, she could advise Brit about how to make a porn video and be famous for being a no talented slut. Dr. Phil is just plain creepy and a ratings whore. Anyone with an ounce of common sense could do what he does. You can't solve years of mental disfunction on a one hour T.V show.
Dr. Phil is a asshole. I hope the people who watch his slop he calls advice, stop watching him. Maybe this is the incident that will bring him down.
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