Something crawled up Clay Aiken's ass and died. Actually, this happened a long time ago - by now the dead thing's all decomposed and smelly and I don't even want to think about what else. All right, let's face it - the dead thing didn't crawl up there, Clay stuck it there. Some people like that sort of thing. Not the Crabster though - never was one of those gerbil fags.
Getting back to Clay...it seems that landing a role in the popular stage musical Spamalot hasn't improved the former American Idol contestant's mood. Newsweek reporter Ramin Setoodeh found this out recently when he asked Clay about that time he attacked a woman on a plane, and about the homosexual rumors. Clay, apparently thinking the interview was supposed to be a puffball situation, refused to answer any of Setoodeh's questions. Like a good reporter Setoodeh persisted. Clay got angrier and angrier, finally ending the interview.
"We're done," Aiken is alleged to have proclaimed. "I thought Newsweek would be more reputable. I'm surprised. This is Newsweek. It's not the National Enquirer.
"I'd hate to have a job where I had to be rude to people."
Well Clay, he wasn't being rude, he was doing his job as a journalist. See, here's how it works doucheface: You get a write-up in Newsweek, which is read by lots of the sort of people who are willing to shell out big bucks to see a thing like Spamalot. The trade-off is that you have to answer a few tough questions because it's Newsweek and if they go around only asking puffball questions people will accuse them of having no credibility. Got that? If you don't want to answer questions about unpleasant things, don't accept the interview with Newsweek. And don't act like you're doing them a favor - Newsweek will still be a big deal long after you've faded into the oblivion of a two-month engagement at fine Holiday Inns across America. Jesus, you'd think a fuckmunch like you would be grateful to be given a chance at something like Spamalot, but no - you act like an entitled little bitch. You're Clay fucking Aiken - only idiots care about you in the first place. How the hell do people like you become so delusional as to believe they can blow off a Newsweek interview? Sit there and answer the questions, and help your stupid show get some publicity. Have a sense of humor about yourself you closeted fag geek cocksucking loser. My God, is this man the King of the Asswads or what?
Tuesday, January 15, 2008