What was Britney Spears doing outside a Beverly Hills Elementary School at 3 in the afternoon on January 7?
Witnesses have Spears standing outside one of the school entrances, scantily-clad, puffing a cigarette and talking to herself - in other words, looking like the majority of the mothers of the kids. One brave soul approached Spears to ask her what she was doing there. Spears answered, "I’m here to pick up my kids." She then realized how stupid this sounded - since everyone on earth knows her kids are too young for elementary school - so she changed her story to, "They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.”
The witness had her wits about her enough to reportedly ask herself, "Who in their right mind would let her pick up their kids?"
Britney was allegedly led to a different entrance by the concerned citizen. The singer waited around there awhile longer, then got bored, hopped in her car and drove off. Oh, but she did say one more thing to the kindly soul before making her exit:
"You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends."
The only unanswered question: Did Britney speak in a British accent or a trashy Louisiana twang?
(source)
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Thursday, January 24, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 1:44 PM
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I can't believe they can't get her committed to a mental institution, she is crazy!
Britney?! Looks like Tammy Faye . . .
I don't know if I believe this story, where are the papz? where are the pics? Did she give her entourage of papz the slip???I doubt it.
That's it. At some point schadenfreude must give way to revulsed pity. She might be insufferably annoying a presence in the media-scape. But to the best of my knowledge, she's never done anything evil. So whatever karmic grief she might "deserve" for her offenses against the culture, that wouldn't include being afflicted with a terrible mental illness. Let alone having her suffering from same documented 24 hours a day by some of the most contemptible people in the world.
More than anything on this earth, I wish that people would stop using the word "schadenfreude". Talk about insufferable. We know that's you, Alli-perv. You're the only asswipe here that thinks that word is cool.
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