Avril Lavigne Is Not Pregnant. And The Whole World Rejoices...

Thursday, January 10, 2008


Some jerk-ass Canadian radio host thought it would be hysterical to spread the rumor that Avril Lavigne is pregnant by her stupid husband Deryck Whibley (wasn't he a drummer in Spinal Tap?). Thankfully, Avril's reps have come out and said the whole thing isn't true.

Let's face it...pregnant women are the most insufferable people on the face of the earth (next to gay gossip bloggers). And we know how intolerable Avril already is. So could you imagine her knocked up? Yeegads...

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4 comments:

Zeus said...

What is with the 'Buy me a beer' link? Are you that broke? Poor Crabster.

nicky nicardo said...

Avril preggers?!
That's bad, but not nearly as unthinkable as the offspring those two ham-faced trolls would produce.

Anonymous said...

Avril looks like a garden dormouse.

But not as cute.

Somebody should wash her face and slap her. Hard.

Anonymous said...

actually, nicky, two negatives make a positive... perhaps two wrongs in fact make a right