Numerous dubious sources are reporting that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. Star Magazine says Angie found out about the pregnancy in the last week, and hastily canceled a planned trip to Europe. Then X17 "confirmed" the story with their "inside source" (cough James Haven cough).
"Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic," a source told Star. "But I still think there will be more adoptions to come."
More adoptions. Really? Wow, you must be the new fucking Jeane Dixon with shit like that.
So Angelina's pregnant with two blobs instead of one. What does that do for the balance I wonder? Does one of the blobs count as a companion for Shiloh, meaning a fourth blob will have to be created as a companion for the one new blob who's alone? Or do the twins automatically become companions for each other meaning Shiloh will have to wait for hers (which seems sort of unfair)? Or does each of the twins need their own companion, meaning Angie will have to pump out three more kids to keep the cosmos in equilibrium? Oh, and what about poor Zahara? My head is spinning. Not as much as Brad's though. That boy's gonna be doing some serious drinking. Six fucking kids?
I wonder if Brad will try to make Angelina give one of them back. "We never really liked Maddox that much." Maybe they'll drive him out in the woods and tie him to a tree. But what if he survives, and grows up to one day take his revenge with the help of all the forest creatures he befriended? Old man Brad goes out to get his paper and there's a beaver pointing a Glock at his face. "Prepare to meet your maker bitch." That would be awesome.
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Angelina Pregnant With Twins
Friday, January 25, 2008
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Well, now Angelina will have the racially balanced family she seems to want. Fool. Is she ever going to adopt from some place like Russia?
NIce commentary, Crabbie, but how can I buy you a beer???
This will be the beginning of the end if it's true. There is no way that fragile bitch's ego can handle twins. She's barely holding it together now. Mother Teresa she is not. As far as the racial match ups go? What a nightmare.
OMG Crabbie you so nailed it. LMAO!! "Does one of the blobs count as a companion for Shiloh, meaning a fourth blob will have to be created as a companion for the one new blob who's alone?" hahahahhhahhahaha
God I'd love to see Jolie's face if she could actually read this.
Aw crabbie, I owe you a big old beer in a personalised tankard.
She can't look after the ones she's got from the pic I saw of one kid in shoes the wrong way round.
And to sneakliy leak such a story....twins are better than a yawn-making single child, she has to leak it to take attention away from poor Heath Ledger. Now that's a bitch for you.
I don't believe she's preggers...folk have to have sex to make babies...my Mammy told me anyway!
These two have no shame. When will the media start exposing them for the useless fame whores they are. She can't stand the attention Ledger's death is drawing so she leaks this story. This bitch giving birth or having control over any child's life is tragic.
If she is having twins that means that she has to have another bio child and adopt another African so Zahara won't be the only black face in the family.
This story is completely stupid.
To know she had twins, she would have to have had an ultrasound, and you don't have one of those 'til 12 weeks, and even then its pretty rare to see two babies because they are still quite small.
If she WAS indeed far enough along to see twins, she would have a belly and with all the paps around, there would surely be a photo of said bump.
I think she just got a push up bra and a trenchcoat out coz there's been too much Britney in the press, and Davis Beckham just went to Sierra Leone, so you know she's pissed about not getting enough attention.
Angelina doesn't need a black face for Zahara anymore since she painted herself up for A Mighty Fart.
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