We've been sick for about 8 days now and very sick since this past weekend.
A doctor just came to our hotel room in Sydney.
Perez has a fever of 103 and pneumonia in his right long [think he meant lung but you never know].
We're still gonna update the website this week, but it's obviously not going to be as much as we normally do. Sorry.
The doctor prescribed us medicine and we hope to get better soon.
Our health is our number one priority at the moment.
Thanks for understanding!
Oh, I understand Perez. Get well soon you fucking faggot - without you the world would not be as amusing a place.
By the way, since Perez disabled comments for this particular post (cause he didn't want to be wished dead by half the civilized world) I figured I'd perform a public service by turning over my own comments section to those who would like to wish Perez well - or whatever. So, fire away...