X17 has exclusively broken a report that Eva Longoria's husband Tony Parker has been cheating on him with a model he allegedly met at their wedding. A video posted on X17 shows the slag, Alexandra Paressant, confessing to meeting Parker in Paris for a rendezvous, then traveling to San Antonio to see him again. Paressant says she met Parker through French soccer player Thierry Henry, and went on to trade naughty text messages and phone calls with Parker, finally hooking up with him in September.
Paressant recalls the Paris meeting:
We had room service. He said that Eva sexually speaking does not want to do certain things. She do not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne.
Hmm...so Parker wanted to squirt in Longoria's face but she wouldn't let him because it would give her acne? Well, that's one way to get out of it.
Paressant recounts what Tony said of his marriage to Eva:
Everybody has to get married at a point, but [for him] it is still time to enjoy life.
Clearly.
As to whether Longoria was aware of her husband's affair, Paressant said:
I don't think she knew about it. She seems quite jealous.
Well, she knows about it now Alexandra. And good job dropping that personal info about her - now she'll know for sure you're not lying. If she's really as jealous as you say, I expect she's already been on the phone to a divorce lawyer.
What you get for marrying a Frenchman, Eva dear.
(source)
9 comments:
HA HA! Love it. I'll bet her skinny ass is covered in sperm zitletts.
I smell bull shit.
on her face or if it's ingested?
I *KNEW* this was going to happen sooner or later with LangWhoria and her French doofus!
I'm just surprised it took so long.
I think it's really sad & pitiful that this guy would cheat RIGHT AFTER GETTING MARRIED ! Marriage is not easy but cheating is the lowest and the women who have sex with these dirty dogs :( are really sad cases ! Men think with their dicks but women know better .
:(
I beleive tony is actually gay, or at the very least bi. and yes, when you
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on a womans face, it does create a rash. I used to have a work station
close to a playmate quality blonde hottie. I could always tell when her bf had shot on her face. Her and the bf got into a fight and I was able to turn her face into a glazed donut for a few weeks myself.:P
What a CROCK, Anon 11:08!
The only condition 'Jiz' causes is pregnancy. It does NOT "cause a rash"... -- not unless the guy's shooting sulphuric acid!
Just because your "playmate quality" co-worker had occasional breakouts is no reason to let your vivid imagination run amok.
The whole acne reference was probably alluding to swallowing.
And yes 11:08 has a wonderful fantasy life, no? Well, we can dream.
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