Federline Is A Cheapskate

Wednesday, December 26, 2007


Kevin Federline had Sean Preston and Jayden James over Christmas (their mom was too busy huddling in gas station bathrooms pretending to have phone conversations for the benefit of the gullible paps). PageSix.com (which has already overtaken TMZ as the go-to gossip site - sorry Harv) reports that Federline had his cook prepare Filipino food for dinner, but that there was also a deep-fried turkey for those not interested in the primary fare. The guest-list featured most of Federline's family, including his divorced parents and their spouses (makes for a crowded deck when everyone goes out to have their smoke). Here's the kicker though - according to PageSix.com's source, Federline went cheap on gifts for SP and JJ because "he knew Britney would go nuts and get them more than they will ever need."

Oh yeah - Federline didn't want to overdo it gift-wise, so the credit card stayed in the pocket. More likely the credit card came out of the pocket, then got slid through the thingie and was rejected. Then the clerk tapped her foot and Federline got all sheepish. Something Kevin's used to by now I'd imagine.

And even if Britney did go nuts and buy the kids a bunch of toys - how much fun would it really be for them watching their giggling mommy playing with their shit?

"Here comes Spider Man. Woo. Look I'm Spider Man kids. Hey, I can do that for real. Watch me shoot webs out of my palms.

Come on god damn it. I swear I made it work last week..."

SP and JJ cringing away in horror. That's Christmas?

(source)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

PageSix.com may have over taken TMZ. However, whenever a big story is discussed (on TV), more often then not, TMZ's name is mentioned.

skies said...

Man, I really want this story to be true. If he really did put on a nice family dinner...and went modest with the gift giving...then maybe them kids have a chance of a decent life. The memories of some sort of 'normal-ish' non-drama-laden Christmas with their family is probably the best gift anyone could give them kids. I mean, what's the chance of that happening if they spent Chrissy with mum?

In the long term they will (or should...only time will tell on that one) appreciate that more than any flashy toy. Plus they shouldn't get too attached to material things. When Ol' Brit-Brit is eventually put out to pasture, they'll need to get used to mummy hocking their iPods for drug money. Ahhh possessions are fleeting.

Anonymous said...

skies wrote:

"Man, I really want this story to be true. If he really did put on a nice family dinner...and went modest with the gift giving...then maybe them kids have a chance of a decent life..."

Oh yeah. Between daddy's joblessness, his pot-smoking, his harem of half-naked women running about the place, and his high living-- 100% off Britney's money--- they should have a reeeal decent life.

In my opinion, those children should be made wards of the state. They'd have a better chance at life being raised in the foster care system, than with those two brainless asstards.

But it doesn't really matter anyway. The damage is likely already done.