Kevin Federline had Sean Preston and Jayden James over Christmas (their mom was too busy huddling in gas station bathrooms pretending to have phone conversations for the benefit of the gullible paps). PageSix.com (which has already overtaken TMZ as the go-to gossip site - sorry Harv) reports that Federline had his cook prepare Filipino food for dinner, but that there was also a deep-fried turkey for those not interested in the primary fare. The guest-list featured most of Federline's family, including his divorced parents and their spouses (makes for a crowded deck when everyone goes out to have their smoke). Here's the kicker though - according to PageSix.com's source, Federline went cheap on gifts for SP and JJ because "he knew Britney would go nuts and get them more than they will ever need."
Oh yeah - Federline didn't want to overdo it gift-wise, so the credit card stayed in the pocket. More likely the credit card came out of the pocket, then got slid through the thingie and was rejected. Then the clerk tapped her foot and Federline got all sheepish. Something Kevin's used to by now I'd imagine.
And even if Britney did go nuts and buy the kids a bunch of toys - how much fun would it really be for them watching their giggling mommy playing with their shit?
"Here comes Spider Man. Woo. Look I'm Spider Man kids. Hey, I can do that for real. Watch me shoot webs out of my palms.
Come on god damn it. I swear I made it work last week..."
SP and JJ cringing away in horror. That's Christmas?
Wednesday, December 26, 2007